Are You Here Because Of The Princess Post?

knights reproduce by going on epic quests together and then when the evil is vanquished a treasure chest appears with a baby swaddled in full plate armor

I would like to request a coffee with vanilla

who up being obsequious

*chuckle* Ladies, ladies! One at a time.

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

if i were attracted to someone i would ignore them and if someone were interested in me i would ignore them and if someone cute asked me out i would say no #myimpenetrablefortress

I like when construction workers spray paint their strange sigils on the pavement

if you think about it beatbox is a sound made purely with human mouth so technically there is no evidence that the medieval peasants did not beatbox

"lezzing out" is basically one of the most noble activities one can do