this is gross but i think anduin is a little turned on by it

translator's note: this translation sucks just learn the original language for fucks sake

This is definitely ‘a discussion for another day’ type of post but I can’t help think about how much criticism Qatar copped for its hosting of the World Cup (and some of it was very valid) but instead of focusing that criticism of Qatar on its use of migrant slave labour to build those stadiums, a lot of it was the same racist projection of Qatar being homophobic and anti-women due to being an Arab/Muslim country but these same western liberals are silent over the US hosting the World Cup despite also being misogynistic and homophobic! That’s not even including everything happening with ICE etc, its funding and complicity of the genocide in Palestine, bombing Iran etc like…

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead

Imagining a universe where Astarion is like a halfling or something and we’re all making posts like “if Astarion was an elf you guys would finally gaf about him”

the year is 2145 and historians painstakingly research the origins of a god of shame and humiliation who could turn dogs into mustard gravy

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

Moral of The Story: What?

There should be blood-sacrifices to the great sun god Belanus at Pride

"Should kink be allowed at Pride?" Druids should be allowed to read the future in the entrails of slain men at Pride