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could i request kimball cho x reader (where they're married) with prompt number 18. i feel like it would be so cute! - Anon 💜

18: “Why are you in my bed?” “I was sad.” “Well now I’m sad you’re in my bed, move.”

Resting your head on the pillow, you pulled the quilt up to your chin and smiled to yourself as the familiar smell of your husband washed over you.

You had been away for work for a few months, and because you were so busy you hardly had time to talk to him.

You both argued a few days before and you had been sad about it since.

You didn’t like fighting with Cho, you hated it in fact, but the overtime and time difference had taken its toll, and you knew everything would be okay, but it still upset you.

You knew he wouldn’t be home for a few hours, so you decided to nap before he got there.

Except a nap turned into full on sleep, and you were woken up to someone shaking you.

“(Y/N)?”

You grumbled a little and felt someone flick your forehead making you scowl as you opened your eyes.

“Why are you in my bed?” Cho asked.

You pulled the quilt up again.

“I was sad.”

He took his blazer off, and tossed it across the room, doing the same thing with his tie and shoes, and he lifted the quilt up again.

“Well now I’m sad you’re in my bed, move.”

You shuffled over and he laid down, covering you both up again.

“And for your information Kimball Cho, this is my bed too.”

“I’ve slept in it more. Therefore my bed.”

“Okay I’ve worn your sweaters more, therefore they’re mine.”

You grinned at him and he rolled his eyes.

You felt him place a hand on your waist and you reached up, flicking his forehead gently and he furrowed his brows at you.

“Payback.”

Then you placed your hand on his face as leant forward, softly kissing him.

Cho closed his eyes, letting out a small breath through his nose as he smiled into the kiss before he pulled away.

“Go back to bed.”

“Gladly.”

You wrapped your arm around him, and he curled his body around yours protectively.

He missed this.

bonus:

A military veteran who went on to serve as a firefighter revealed in his obituary that he was gay, a secret he said he held his entire life.

Col. Edward Thomas Ryan died at age 85 on June 1, the first day of Pride Month, his niece Linda Sargent told "Good Morning America"

"I must tell you one more thing. I was Gay all my life: thru grade school, thru High School, thru College, thru Life," the obituary reads.

Ryan's message continued, "I'm sorry for not having the courage to come out as Gay. I was afraid of being ostracized: by Family, Friends, and Co-Workers. Seeing how people like me were treated, I just could not do it. Now that my secret is known, I'll forever Rest in Peace."

No one should ever have to hide their true self!

And then somewhere in the middle there’s:

And old people use ellipses simply to indicate a pause, or for some other incomprehensible reason I’m not aware of. But young people use ellipses to indicate passive-aggression.

So an old person could type something like:

how are things going with your “boyfriend”….

and what they mean is

How are things going with your boyfriend? [Im so excited for you, sweetie, and I wanna hear about it]

But a young person would interpret that sentence as