the worst of the wildlife

such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style

girl with ptsd voice: hey, so something really bad is gonna happen, right? you guys are picking up on that too, yeah? The other shoe is about to drop, I just know it.

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

everyones gotta stop reblogging this bro they're gonna find it and get so mad they try to strangle me again

You can lie when you name things

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

there should be a pill you can take one time that will shrivel up your uterus and abort it through one last horrible period

Remember when Charlie Kirk was murdered in broad daylight in front of hundreds of people…….that was so fucking awesome