god’s computer virus

*me, literally sick with want* whatever

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

the more you twist yourself into a pretzel to avoid regret the harder it will hit when it eventually catches up to you.

new evidence shows dogs have "intuitive mastery of the bessemer steelmaking process", backing up centuries of anecdotes by blacksmiths in which a dog would whine and bark in distress when pig iron was heated without sufficient access to air in their presence. "It's possible Bessemer or others who claimed to have invented the process were inspired by the behavior of dogs, or that dogs communicated the details of this vital industrial process to them by unknown means", paper concludes

bored. where’s all the lesbian age gap media that’s supposedly plaguing us

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

What they dont tell you about level 5 bandits is that they dont come from any village they are born in bandit nests born suckling from the teat of the mother bandit and leave home when they reach adulthood to find a bandit leader to serve under. Why do you think you have never seen a baby bandit before if they are born in villages. They are like pigeons

hmm... this highly personal vent post seems like the perfect place to lay my roleplay egg...

Ghosts aren't real, it was probably just the house settling that gave you that blowjob

would you still love me if i was a small iridescent freshwater fish

If I don't see any code geass cosplayers at the revolution themed dashcon I'm gonna be ... well, unsurprised. Because it's a largely forgotten show from 2006. But still slightly sad ... because the revolution themed dashcon is an excellent habitat for code geass cosplayers

Less than 1 month until the revolution themed dashcon