just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

bored. where’s all the lesbian age gap media that’s supposedly plaguing us

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

look dude me transforming painfully into a centipede isnt a fetish thing its for work. Can you take a pictyre for my linkedin its starting hherggghh

joining the war on pigeons on the side of pigeons

I dunno about you but I could really splorp some poutine right about now

1920s guy driving a model t with a "i bought this before ford went crazy" bumper sticker

is anyone else annoyed that "ai" encompasses both chatgpt and tools we train to do repetitive tedious work for us. and by the ripple effect of articles like "scientists develop ai to detect cancer early" that make people argue for the merit of chatgpt or become anti-medicine. and by the general state of the world and society