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This really cool and then I turned the sound on and now I am… unsettled

u shut ur mouth this was great

I just wanna hug it

Some of y'all haven’t played portal and it shows. It really shows.

you know i see people call characters who definitely aren’t chaotic evil chaotic evil a lot. but you know who actually IS chaotic evil and everyone calls lawful evil? GLaDOS.

she SEEMS lawful evil if you take her at face value because she presents herself as emotionless and rational despite the fact she Definitely Is Not

computer illiteracy pride flag

reblog if ur a cryptid gen z-millennial like me (born between 1994-2003)

What are we? Who are we?

We’re NOWHERE

during one of his portland shows, he noticed this like 7 year old girl in the front row and asked her (and her parents) if she ‘is aware that she is physically here right now’ or if she was just brought along. turns out her favorite john mulaney bit is the “and I’m new in town” bit and that she’s seen all his stuff. He was so shocked and discomforted by the fact a SEVEN YEAR OLD has seen his shows, that he couldn’t get through a bit about donating to charity without interrupting himself at least three times to import good life lessons on this small child, as if that makes up for all the horrible things he’s said that she heard

ah so john mulaney is a chaotic neutral cryptid

i saw him last night and there was a good ten minute interlude where a woman told him everything she found wrong with his suit, including that his pants were too high waisted to which he replied “that’s where my hips are” and someone in the back shouted “look at that high waisted man he’s got feminine hips!” and he yelled back “that’s my joke! i’m offended!!”

some of u never tried to force a volleyball as far underwater as u could at a pool as a kid only to have it shoot up and hit u in the fucking face and it shows

Some of you never tried to surf underwater with one of those beginner paddle instructor boards and then have it come up and hit you in the face and it shows.

 You can kill me in one hit

can i get uhhhhh…,,,,,,,,.,.,,.,,,  flat chest

Can I have uhhhhhh…..,no periods

you ever look at some of your art and realize you have no gotdang idea how you did any of it

that weird group of teens who were born 1999-2003 all experienced millennial depression around age 12 and then currently experience gen z depression

Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace

Yes it’s called the mammalian diving response and it’s also why doing face masks and taking a shower is soothing. Our amphibian ancestors used this mechanism to slow down the heartbeat and lower body temperature so as not to waste calories while swimming (which is very calorie intensive). It makes you feel safe because predators are less likely to get you in water than on land. The fish brain is alive and well in all of us.

My amphibian ancestors gave me the instinct to dissociate in the shower for hours on end