Its All Fun And Games

there should be like secret extra editions of dnd that wotc denounces as false like christian apocrypha

A big part of being a quadruped is being able to just lie down anytime. Waiting? Loaf time. Talking to someone shorter than you? Loaf time. Falling asleep in the sun? Loaf time. Bored? Loaf it up till something interesting happens. Leg hurt? Loaf time.

just saw a girl wearing two broken smartwatches on the same wrist. some kind of grunge scifi protagonist perhaps

jack of no trades. master also of no trades. i'm just a little bit bad at everything i do

Did I ever talk abt the time i was at a bdsm club and one of the pups was on all fours and barking and being cute and the dom on scene was like “hi puppy! Do you do any tricks?” And he said “I can beatbox!”

I was like. Doubled over incapacitated laughing the entire time. He was really good and a big sweetheart and I felt kinda bad but I couldn’t stop thinking “why the am I getting the beatboxing puppy unskippable cutscene at the bdsm club”

home goods blocked me

they told me to go Home cause i'm no Goods

HOLD THE LINE

and for the lady, perhaps a man who will worship and devote himself to you for all eternity?

Kelp gull (Larus dominicanus)

my cherios spelled out my exact address this morning but like what the gudge ever i gobbled those honey nut freaks up and licked the bowl too

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women