I'm just a friendly plunger obsessed with Mac from Date everything. I am open to criticism, requests, and asks.
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Blindsided
Mac is your usual intelligent college student. They get up, study, eat, work, sleep, repeat. They have friends yeah but it still gets rather dull... Until the new student comes in acting rather odd... As if it was their first time being human. Maybe their dull life will turn around after meeting this stranger... (Reverse AU. Kinda.)
Eclipsed Hearts
Oooo forbidden love. Werewolf reader and Vampire Mac. That's it. Might be more of just random imagines but still.
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Maybe it's a co-worker au, college au, or just plain ol' DE universe. But to make things make sense college au. Wouldn't it be neat if they acted as though you were stupid for every tech question you asked yet for some reason they are always the one to jump first to help you with your stupid tech question. Oh the others who can help are gone and begrudgingly they are the only one there. It's not like they sent them away or anything just to get closer to you noooo they wouldn't do that.
Why is it taking so long? Well you obviously won't know anything (even if you are tech savy and figure out the problem beforehand) stop asking questions and just hang out! No they aren't excited whenever you come by for help or even challenge them, outrageous.
And sureee you maybe better in SOME classes and you genuinely impress them with your smarts but it's not like they like you or anything.
Oh the game they got you? It was just a hand me down, they found it in a garage sale, they found it in the dump, it just materialized in their hand! It's just a coincidence that it is the game you want. Just take it and stop asking questions! It's not like they researched what your favorite game series is and waited in line to get it for you. No. Why would they do that for you out of all people? But the smile and hug you gave them was worth everything...
Why do they hate you? Well isn't it obvious!? Your stupid charming smile... Your stupid personality... your... your captivat- stupid eyes. No they aren't imagining what's like to be with you or a future wedding... Just don't ask why your last name is written next to their name in their notebook... It's nothing. sTOP ASKING!
Oh they got an extra bag of your favorite chips from the vending machine? Well I guess you can have the extra bag since it is your favorite... You just got lucky that's all! Don't ask why they're missing an extra dollar it's nothing!
Okay but imagine Mac as a villain who kidnaps you, a young monarch of their enemy kingdom to get something out of your parents. Though they don't put you in a cage or anything they just... Give you a room and of course they feed you. You're just not allowed to leave their castle. Though they at first ignored your presence after all you're just a pawn for their scheme however one day you decided to approach them. They didn't you push you or anything they decided to listen what you have to say.
They start to know you better, realizing that you're quite interesting. They could hear you go on and on about your interests. After all they're quite lonely with no family or allies... So of course they take an interest in you. They start giving you gifts (however most of their gifts is a bunch of land...) and letting you roam more around the castle. They talk about their own interests and you two start getting more and more closer.
So they decided that instead of the land from your parents that they would like your hand in marriage! But your parents already have another suitor waiting for you...
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Was playing legends ZA and it inspired this Mac oneshot. So here you go! Enjoy the angst
The worst day of my life… Losing you. You went missing all those years ago. We searched everywhere for you, sent out alerts, and there was a search team. They struck when the iron was hot. I didn't know how long you were gone for, I didn't know how it happened… And to think you went missing after our argument. Something so trivial. Something that I regret everyday.
They thought that you were a victim of the serial kidnapper though none of the evidence ever linked to it. Despite that I was desperate enough to believe it even deep down I knew you weren't involved. Maybe it was just the tiny sliver of hope to correct my wrongs. To apologize even if you probably hate my guts now.
When they caught the bastard I should've been happy. But I was empty… Because when the authorities release all details of the victims but you weren't there. There was no evidence, no connection, all hope almost snuffed out at that moment. The light seemed to dim after that.
Why?
Everyone just seemed to move on. Saying that you were either dead or you ran off. Your case became cold. Despite me pleading for them to look deeper into it. They didn't… In their words there were more important cases. You didn't matter enough to them. They didn't care as much as I did.
I was so blinded by rage and sorrow that I said a few choice words to the investigators. I expected them to just lock me up when I snapped at them but all they did was look down at me in pity. They told me to just move on… That it has been a couple of years.
Wherever I went people stared. Saying their condolences as if you were dead. But you weren't. The feeling of your lips, your embrace, your scent, everything. It was alive. Alive in my memories. Why couldn't they see that? My heart will never leave me astray. Every beat will lead into your arms. I know it. I just can't give up, for if it were you in my shoes you would move heaven and hell to find me.
Each day more people gave up. Including your parents. They held a memorial service for you. I didn't dare go near it because I knew they would try to convince me to just move on. That you would understand. That you wouldn't want me to suffer!
But all of this suffering is worth it. I hired private investigators to try to get a lead because everyone else is useless. Was it expensive? Yes. Yes it was. But you're priceless to me. But even the best of the best seemed to drop me as a client when the trail leads to the same dead end. Some refund me as if I were some charity case!
So I had a bounty, because I knew that no one can resist the siren call of greed. Everyone jumped at the chance to get the money. Suddenly your case wasn't cold. Suddenly you weren't a lost cause. But one man was different from the others. He told me to take down the bounty. That he knew where you were.
I followed this stranger to a different country. I thought he would be leading me to the local authorities of that country or maybe a hiding place? But no. He led me to a museum. At that moment I thought he was mocking me. But I listened. Because he was the only lead.
He led me to an exhibit. Nothing caught my attention as I strolled by. Paintings of historic figures. Stories about a hero who saved the day. A hero who apparently came out of a time rift. Then we stopped at one display case. It had a beaten up outfit of the hero who quelled the rampaging beasts. I didn't understand anything when staring at the exhibit. I could see something similar back at home. The man pulled out an odd looking phone and handed it to me.
He turned it on revealing the lock screen. I was met with my own sleeping face. At that moment I realized that this phone belonged to you. The man then gave me a bunch of old letters, all addressed to me.
I spent all day reading through them, you were so scared in an unknown region. You kept talking about how once you returned home you would tell me all about your journey. How hard you were working to please the voice that led you through all of this so you can return. You talked about how much you missed me, how you regret running off during that argument, how all you can think about is my embrace.
Within those letters there goes a ring…
It fits.
You wrote these letters to me to try and tell me how hard you were working to get home. For me to not worry and that you would find a way. That we could continue our life together soon.
I can wait for an eternity my love.
Your letters have given me hope. Now I want to return it with this letter.
My love, I know times are scary, I know that you're fighting against the odds, I know right now you feel alone but you aren't. I'm right there in your heart, I'm besides you in spirit.
Some Mac angst that has been plaguing my mind. Might make it into a oneshot.
Imagine something is wrong with your computer you know that means something is wrong with Mac. You use the dateviators to check up on them but you watch as they're less energetic, more sluggish, barely speaking. You beg with them to tell you what is wrong so you can fix them. You managed to fix them only temporarily but their state is getting worse. You grew more and more desperate. You called for repairmen, kept looking things up, but nothing. Nothing seems to work. One thing you have left is to realize Mac and maybe just maybe they can get better after you realize them... So you started try working your way to that goal, unintentionally ignoring Mac in the process.
Then when the time has come you use your dateviators on Mac. No response. You start panicking and pleading. Apologizing for ignoring them because you were trying to help them. Nothing. You notice that it wasn't them trying to ignore you, they were just too far gone that they couldn't answer. You noticed that your computer couldn't turn on, you became even more desperate with each attempt. The last thing you hear is their voice.
"I love you."
Then nothing.
They are no longer in the Date-a-dex. You can no longer speak to them. And the last reminder you have of them is the broken down pc.
Okay but what if in the spy au you and Mac made a bet and you lost it so you have to wear a remote controlled vibrator on a mission and you have to be undercover. No killing people. This was hell for you! How can you be undercover like this!? You get angrier and more frustrated when they don't allow you to climax and you have to stop yourself from grabbing a weapon. You have to explain why you're so shaky to strangers while keeping an eye on the target.
You curse them underneath your breath because you know they're probably either laughing or masturbating which isn't fair! You shouldn't have made that stupid bet!
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anyways Mac be prepared to see me launch myself off cliffs after eating netch jelly - 🍡
At this point Mac is questioning how you even survived for this long.
On an unrelated note I imagine dragonborn reader being petty about the whole beacon thing that they return to Mac's place and planted a bunch of Nirnroots everywhere.
Imagining a dragon attacking a village and Dragonborn reader turning to Mac and being like "This is for you!" With a wink and you start charging towards the dragon only to trip and eat the ground. You start panicking internally because Mac saw that and you ruined your epic entrance. But all Mac could think about is 'Wow. They're so dumb... I want them.'
You did manage to beat the dragon and you tried recovering from the embarrassment by sliding up next to Mac and leaning up against something. You now trying to act all suave but you have a fang lodged in your arm and you don't really look that charming with a fucking FANG IN YOUR ARM. You look down at your arm and then back to Mac and then back down at your and you casually pull the fang out which of course leads to you trying to say a pick up line but all that comes out is nonsense and then you run off, leaving Mac sitting there in confusion and in love.
Also a crack idea is Mac handing you something and you stupidly accept it only to look down and realize it's Meridia's Beacon and you just stare at Mac like this was the ultimate betrayal as "A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON!" Is ringing in your ears as you start storming off with a "yeah yeah yeah."
Idea for dragonborn reader and wizard Mac (obsessed with Skyrim.)
Some context, you can skip ahead if you want to.
I kept having a reoccurring dream about Mac and Skyrim. Where they're an alchemist or wizard or something and I would always come to them after a rough battle. Sometimes they would follow me on my journey and try to stop me from stealing and pick pocketing random shit but not because it's wrong it's because they don't want me getting caught. They always believe that me placing buckets on people's heads wouldn't work but it does and they just sit there in shock because it works. But sometimes those dreams become nightmares where Mac starts questioning their existence when they notice the strange things NPCs do and some glitches and then they become sentient and beg me not to turn off the game because that means they won't see me again and then trapping me in Skyrim.
(Ramble here)
So anyways this gave me the idea of Dragonborn reader and Alchemist/Wizard Mac. Maybe Arch mage Mac? Minus the nightmare shit.
What if you end up waking up from a tough battle and Mac is there tending to your wounds. They then give you some potions. They know you from all of the rumors of you being the dragonborn and you being well a bit notorious with your strange actions and your crazy feats. They're sort of like a fan, and see it as a bit of an honor to be in your presence. Though they wonder how you got so injured in the first place and you reply with "I thought I could ride the dragon and it flung me."
Well that would explain everything... They process your words and after a minute they finally reply. They tell you to be more careful and to keep more health potions on you. And they tell you to come back anytime you need healing. You thank them and give them some gold even though they didn't ask for any. They watch you run off and some part of them hoped that you would come back...
Well. You liked Mac a lot. You thought they were nice. So you became even more reckless in fights, hoping that you get hurt so you can have a reason to visit them. Is this a bit concerning? Yes. Yes it is. You could've just talked to them like a normal person but you just couldn't now could you. With each visit Mac gets more and more concerned about you getting injured. Weren't the health potions not enough? (you kept them stored away in your inventory...)
So they decided to teach you some healing spells... This allowed you two to bond some more! Sure you know how to heal yourself but Mac doesn't know that! (They do)
After a while you didn't want to concern Mac with your injuries so you stopped being an idiot. But you decided to gather some random things you think they'd like. Flowers, jewelry that you totally didn't steal, gold, animal parts, anything. You would haul them over to Mac or force the person who is following you to do it and you'd just chat with Mac for an hour or two and then leave. This got to the point that people start gossiping about what you two are doing. Some thinks it's an affair, others think you're both doing some random magic, and one random conspiracy theorist starts making stupid conspiracy theories about you guys which no one believes.
You don't know how to flirt. Or when someone is flirting with you. Mac definitely flirts with you every time you visit, making some lewd comments about how you can repay them, asking if you want a thorough checkup. You know the usual flirty stuff. But this flies over your head...
Heya everybody. The urge to write has been at an all time low. I don't know why. My depression? Me hyperfixating on other things? Idk. I'll try answering the asks in my inbox but if I'm being honest it probably will take a while. Pokémon legends ZA is coming out on the 16th sooo that is going to add to the me not writing. Sorry. But I'm going to try!
I'LL ALWAYS EAT UP OBSESSIVE MAC CONTENT THERE ISN'T THAT MAN AS I THOUGHT NGL
I mean they literally said that they wanna be good enough for you, and by all means they'll make it happen. They'll memorize every single detail about their love
Mix in between the very specific autofill search you'd see sometimes you get shipped random items, lingerie mainly that fit you almost perfectly. You have no idea who in the hell ordered it but its almost like the universe listened when you said you didnt feel confident enough with your body
I love the idea of Mac randomly sending you items that you want and need. I also imagine they would have specalized notes for you just to give you an even bigger confidence boost with the lingerie. At this point a quarter of the stuff you own is thanks to Mac. Even when you're trying to wrap your head around who the hell is giving you these things you find it somewhat sweet that someone is looking out for you. Despite it being kinda creepy...
I also imagined if they are feeling a bit risqué they would send you some sex toys. But that's probably on the rare ocassion because they don't want to freak you out too much...
I'm definitely going to make more obsessive Mac content. I yearn for that computer.
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Has anyone made an obsessive Mac who knows everything about you? And I don't mean just your internet history, schedules, etc. I mean EVERYTHING. Your blood type, your dental records, your health records, what every little thing you like, your social security number, your birth certificate, your credit card number, etc.
Because they are your computer. They will know that since everything got digitalised. Has someone made an au of a Stalker Mac who casually reminds you of your doctors appointment despite not telling them this information. Obsessive Mac who has a list of potential organ donors for you just in case. Obsessive Mac who has a list of people in a 10 mile radius who has your blood type. How did they get this information? Who knows!
Obsessive Mac who has your criminal records (if you do have them) as like another one of their trophies of you. Obsessive Mac who keeps track of your breathing just in case (okay this might be going a bit overboard...) Obsessive Mac who reminds you that you should get vaccinated again because of course they have those records.
HAS ANYONE WRITTEN THIS BEFORE OR SOMETHING SIMILAR? Please? Do I have to make this come to be?