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So it's been over a decade but apparently I'm back in this place. So, how do you do fellow kids I guess?
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âSheer criminality You start with a society in which material wealth is the only way to get ahead. You follow with a culture in which fame and money dominate. You bombard people with images of luxury goods that you tell them they must have. You create a society in which the wealthiest 1% own 20% of the countryâs wealth whilst the least wealthy 50% own just 7%. You make that gap wider. You tantalise and take away.You remove educational allowances from the young. You put a higher percentage of them out of work than at any time in the last century. You tell them that they must sustain ÂŁ30,000 of debt to go to college to get a degree that isnât even likely to get them a job. You spend ten billion on a sports event a few miles down the road that they cannot afford to even attend. You talk of Olympic Dreams ⢠as you close their sports facilities. You cut local services and their parentsâ jobs to pay for the debts and disasters of your banks. You condemn their lives through your economic ideology as you sit in your cabinet of millionaires. You criminalise them for socialising in groups that you say are âanti-socialâ. You stop and search them over and over and over again and when they react you punish them. You turn one against another. You individualise and marginalise and alienate them from their neighbours. You talk of community but make it an illusion. You give no hope. You do all this. And when they come out of the estates to which you confine them, to take the goods they cannot afford, from the shops that wonât let them in, on streets denied to them by the police who harass them, in defiance of the politicians who condemn them, organised on social networks and media from which you have made millions, filmed by your cameras for your corrupt media companies for our consumption; when they do all this, all you can say is: âThis is sheer criminalityâ. You bet it is.â
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So, I haven't used Tumblr for years, but 18 year old me liked some cool things
@robotmoxieâ got to talking over on twitter and absolutely killed it with this thread
This is the realest shit I have seen in a long time
YES. YES YES FUCKING YES.Â
In things that are totally obvious when you think about it, but still somehow surprising, Sanders is the very first non-Christian to ever win a state primary.

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Letâs not forget to acknowledge Alexandre Dumas this Black History Month
The writer of two of the most well known stories worldwide, The Three Musketeers and The Count of Monte Cristo was a black man.Â
Thatâs excellence.
Letâs not forget that he was played on screen by a white man. And the fact that he was black is barely ever mentioned or the book he wrote inspired by his experiences.
Other things not to forget about Alexandre Dumas:
chose to take on his slave grandmotherâs last name, Dumas, like his father did before him.
grew up too poor for formal education, so was largely self-taught, including becoming a prolific reader, multilingual, well-travelled, and a foodie, resulting in his writing both a combination encyclopedia/cookbook (which justâ is fucking outrageous to me) AND the adaptation of The Nutcracker on which Tchaikovsky based his ballet
he also wrote a LOOOOT of nonfiction and fiction about history, politics, and revolution, bc he was pro-monarchy, but a radical cuss, and that got him in a lot of hot water at home and abroad.
even beyond that, he generally put up with a lot of racist bullshit in France, so he went and wrote a novel about colonialism and a BLATANTLY self-insert anti-slavery vigilante hero (which he then cribbed from to write the Count of Monte Cristo, the main character of which, Edmond DantĂŠs, Dumas also based on himself).
(âŚa novel which also features a LOAD of PoC beyond the Count, and at LEAST one queer character, btw, bc EVERY MOVIE ADAPTATION OF ANYTHING BY DUMAS IS A LIE; seriously, at LEAST one of the four Musketeers is Black, y'all.)
famously, when some fuckshit or other wanted to come at Dumas with some anti-Black foolishness, Dumas replied, âMy father was a mulatto, my grandfather was a Negro, and my great-grandfather a monkey. You see, Sir, my family starts where yours ends.â
for the bicentennial of his birthday, Pres. Jacques Cirac was like, ââŚsorry about the hella racism,â and had Dumasâs ashes reinterred at the PanthĂŠon of Paris, bc if youâre gonna keep the corpses of the cream of the crop all together, Dumasâs more widely read and translated than literally everybody else.
and they are still finding stuff old dude wrote, seriously; like discovering âlostâ works as recently as 2002, publishing stuff for the first time as recently as 2005.
ALSO IMPORTANT:
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I am absolutely ashamed to admit I had NO idea Dumas was black.
when this post first went around (a year ago apparently) I was like BUT WHAT ABOUT DADDY DUMAS THOUGHÂ because basically
daddy general dumas was an immense fierce french warrior who was a 6 foot plus, stunningly gorgeous and charismatic Black gentlemanÂ
he invaded egypt
the native egyptians said âis this napoleon? this must be napoleon. we for one welcome our majestic new overlordâ
then napoleon showed up
napoleon has all the presence of yesterdayâs plain Tesco hummus
the native egyptians were like â⌠no⌠no, weâve thought very hard and weâll have General Dumas actuallyâ
this did not make napoleon happy
in fact it made him jealous
napoleon felt so emasculated that he launched a campaign of revenge against General Dumas, including taking away his pension, that probably inspired a lot of Alexandreâs rather satisfying scenes in which fathers are nobly avenged and the money-grubbing villains are rubbed in the mud
I was never taught that he was Black either. WTF.
General Dumas (aka Thomas Alexandre Davy de La Pailleterie) looked like thisâŚ
âŚand like thisâŚ
âŚwhile âNapoleon has all the presence of yesterdayâs plain Tesco hummusââŚ
:-D
I suspect Alexandre Dumas would have laughed at that, because besides looking like someone who laughed a lotâŚ
âŚhe was also a foodie.
He was also born in present-day Haiti. Back then, it was the French colony of Saint-Domingue.
Read the fuck out of this of the day.
I had no idea about any of this and I am super grateful for this post!
tumblr meme culture is really just a form of neo dadaism
Iâd like to clarify:
dada was a largely european art movement that took place after wwi. this time and place is not a coincidence. let me explain.Â
dada art made no sense. the artists who made dada lived in a world in which nothing made sense - in which conventional logic led to the senselessness of a world war. so, making art that made no sense, making - well, you canât really call it art, so making ANTI-art that rejected the conventions that brought about that atrocity in the first place - it made total sense. (if that makes any sense.)
so the artists did weird things. new things! putting things that were already made together and calling it sculpture, cutting up bits of pictures and putting them together and calling that something to frame - this site has some nice examples.
but from my perspective - thereâs serious intellectual continuity between the absurdity of attaching a bunch of tacks to the bottom of an iron, rendering it useless, and sayâŚ. bath bomb posts. Put a fucking macbook in a bath. itâs useless now. Nobody fucking cares anymore. you want something funny? you want a punchline? gun. thatâs your punchline. Take it. I am laughing
in a way it could be a method of venting some of the frustration and hopelessness and dissatisfaction that tumblrâs userbase (largely, disenfranchised millennials) feels in the modern day. I canât really speak for anyone else, but⌠at least from a US perspective, thereâs plenty to be disillusioned about. growing up in a constant state of questionably justified war, income inequality, an economic recession caused by the actions of a handful of wealthy fucks who didnât even get properly punished, growing awareness of police brutality, being called lazy and self-absorbed by the generations that gave us these problems in the first place⌠I canât help but think that these factors (and more) could produce a similar mindset to the one that precipitated the first dada movement.Â
so of COURSE we make nonsense jokes. itâs a coping mechanism for a world which doesnât make any sense.
related: this isnât by tumblr but I have to plug UCLAâs atrocity of a virtual gallery once more. it really needs to be experienced, but⌠itâs definitely also millennial neo dada. from the presentation (like an unplayable video game) to the content (THE DOGS HAVE ARRIVED), it is exactly what I am talking about. it is a fucking shitpost. and itâs high art, too! I love this
tl;dr: my generation is fed up with this bullshit, and the best way that we can express that is by shitposting. alternatively, dada was an early precursor to modern shitposting and we should all thank duchamp for signing a fucking urinal
a dear friend has given a perfect update to some of my phrasing, courtesy of their word replace extension:
you see this? this is exactly what Iâm fucking talking about. the thing that Iâm talking about is:
shitposting is the deconstruction of hegemonic discourse through the use of the absurd and surrealism.
Iâd also say that while Dadaism was obsessed with the technological aspects of Modernity, of newspapers, of industrial mechanics and factory made clocks, neo-dadaism (of which shitposting but also the increasingly broad reach of the New Aesthetic and net aesthetics) is obsessed with the technological aspects of our time, or at the beginning of our time.
As just a comparison, the Clock in Absurdist and Dadaist art is both a symbol of the uplifting beginning of industrial relations (as one of the first complicated machines made by manufacturers, as the symbol of mankindâs ability to triumph and analyze nature and better ourselves) and as the deified symbol of horrific modernity (of demarcated time, labor hours, the oppression of the working class via managerial time), Neo-Dadaism/Absurdism has a similar relationship with early computers, which both symbolizes the utopian attitudes which we entered the digital age with, and the horrifying period we live in now, where the Digital is ever present and semi-deified.
My favorite dada satire is probably from Georges Grosz who takes the kind of robotic modernist tube people of folks like Leger:
and turns them into these mindlessly patriotic broken automatons chanting rote phrases:
And itâs so so funny to me that thereâs all kinds of Gen X artists out there creating art about the millennials on their damn cellumar phones who think theyâre the inheritors of this aesthetic but really itâs people who use the Madden gif generator to shitpost because theyâre taking the technology meant for a coherent purpose for a particular narrative and theyâre breaking it and turning it back on itself.
I think you might be onto somethingâŚ
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Aside from color palettes and materials used, I see literally zero difference.
This is one of the top 3 best posts Iâve ever seen on tumblr and Iâve been here for years.
Love
My grandmother took several classes on Dadaism, and I attended them with her growing up. Then I took plenty of art history when I got my BFA in Illustration.
This post is 100% legit in their observations. Iâm seriously impressed.
Duchampâs Urinal was one of the most famous, well known Dada pieces ever made, and he made it purely to prove that literally anything can be art. It was all about ignoring the Establishmentâs rules of what art was and wasnât, - this is exactly the same thing happening in real time.
More than 60 countries in the world annually celebrate getting rid of the British.
Before this, historians could only link 22 of the presidents to King John. Professional genealogists had only traced the male family lines, but BridgeAnne was able to link all but one of the presidents together using both male and female ancestry.
Sheâs not in 7th grade anymore, but now she has her own website.
Source
this just in: professional genealogists fundamentally misunderstand parentage, completely and totally ignore women, are schooled by 13yo girl

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Can we talk about the fact that every time anybody is asked âwhat would you do if you won the lotteryâ, everybodyâs first and immediate response is âPay off all my debtâ. Itâs not âbuy a sports carâ, âgo on vacationâ. First response is always âpay off all my debtâ
Like Americaâs citizens are so damn poor that people literally have to fantasize about winning the lottery in order to not be in debt anymore. Thatâs so sad and pathetic of America. Richest country in the world and people have to fantasize about winning an impossible game in order to live the standard American dream.
i think the reason itâs so easy for underage girls to imitate the appearance of grown women is because grown women are pressured to imitate the appearance of underage girls
I wondered why I found this movie so visually pleasingâŚ
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It is near 3 in the god damned morning and I am losing my mind.
who keeps making these weirdly specific videos of cans of junk food exploding in lava while circus music plays in the background?
Youâre better off not knowing.
5000 years from now a geologist is going to find random ass empty cans embedded in lava rock and nobody will have an explanation for it

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you shouldnât give white boys that much importance.