oh rose lalonde we're really in it now

the losing dogs and i are engaging in insider trading

Hey op kinda buried the lead. This isn't just some illustration. ITS THE ABSTRACT.

one musruum..

"this post contains potentially mature content" and its... a dirty joke... a bloody scene from an action movie... tasteful nudity... sometimes none of these even... and of course a regular fully clothed transgender woman... i dont think i could ever hate christians enough

Came a mere ten inches from being hit in the head by a falling crabapple this morning.

Glad you avoided it. If you get hit in the head by a crabapple, you develop a theory of why things fall down, but it's one of the shitty pre-Newtonian ones, like that the earth is flat plane accelerating though space at 10 meters per second per second.

So logically then if I was hit by a durian or a coconut I could have invented faster-than-light travel. Alas.

Yep. That's actually why people see stars when they get hit in the head really hard. Sadly, the effect is short-lived.

anyways, I'm still so angry over that Deadline article about Disney nuking Ncuti Gatwa's era of Doctor Who because of "woke" (not even kidding), because they received "overwhelming" feedback that the show was "too woke" for international audiences. It will never not piss me the fuck off how woke was/is literally aave for being politically aware that's been so co-opted by white establishment conservatives that this bastardised co-opted colonised concept of "woke" is now weaponised against Black people, people of colour and other marginalised people to justify casting us down and out. A literal fuckinf alien was played by a Black gay actor and old white people lost their shit and now a 60 yr old show is basically dead because some white people hated they weren't being directly pandered to. I'm never not gonna be pissed the fuck OFF

Hey, people in the comments who said I was wrong about the show being dead because I could see the writing on the wall months ago....well, now there's the official announcement. I really hope that no one ever forgets that Doctor Who was cancelled because of anti-Blackness, racism, and corporate greed.

You are not progressive if you call Two Spirit a "native version of nonbinary/genderqueer/bigender/agender". Two Spirit is Two Spirit.

i don’t feel like debating that topic much farther bc truthfully if it comes down to “women will lose to men in every sport bc they don’t have as much testosterone!!!!!” my elite feminist response is honest to god “ok we will lose with honor as equals instead of having our own special Easy Mode Female category so we can win amongst ourselves” like i’m sorry i just can’t be persuaded. i’m a brick wall. i want co-ed sports

i bring a sort of “women can lose at some sports against men if it means being regarded as equals” vibe to the debate that “testosterone objectively increases performance” people don’t really like

homestuck official why does every single character in your promo art need to be "celebrities on ozempic" levels of skinny. i just KNOW vriska is cold and fatigued and lightheaded. sincerely tumblr user calware