Melting Inside

This is so adorable!!!

the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

English has different words for mouse and rat but in Chinese they're both the same creature (laoshu) so I asked my mom well how do you differentiate between mice and rats. She, clearly having never felt the need to do so, was like uhh big laoshu and little laoshu I guess. Then I went online to see how the difference between (the English words) "mouse" and "rat" was being explained to CN->EN learners and there are numerous articles delving deep into the analysis. Bigger vs smaller, indoors vs outdoors, cute and favorable connotations vs evil and ugly, tail length, fear factor, emphasis on the fact that you cannot call it a "computer rat." Much thought is being expended on this little mystery of the English language

Last time I was looking for an apartment, the guy showing me a room that opened directly to the alley was like 你怕老鼠嗎？and I, hoping to distinguish mouse vs rat, asked 大的還是小的? To which he replied, with great satisfaction: 都有!😃

Translation: "Are you afraid of rodents?" "Big ones or small ones?" "We've got both."

Kermit going: “However-“ and immediately firing a pistol repeatedly is fantastic and my new favorite clap back for literally anything

i was so sad, i drew a little bat so i wouldn’t be sad. and now i am no longer sad.

This is the only website where I routinely see people say things like “oh this reminds me of something I recently saw from the 1200s”

Reblog if this reminds you of something you recently saw in the 1200s

You can only reblog this today! Next time Thursday 20 will follow Wednesday 19 will be in 2439!

this actually made me cry with joy also one of them is eating noodles

It just keeps going and getting better. *^^*

CAT PARADE IS BACK

I’ve been blessed with the kitty marching band! I love them 💚🥰

Best with earbuds or headphones (or Bluetooth hearing aids) because the music changes as each cat musician leaves the screen!

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if you can't make a fireball yourself, store bought is fine