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@meltedredweasels
In the modern idiom:
βSo Bob said [β¦]β indicates that I am directly quoting Bob.
βThen Bob was like [β¦]β indicates that I am paraphrasing Bob.
βAnd Bob was all [β¦]β indicates that I am paraphrasing Bob, and additionally I am being a dick about it.
I donβt know about you, but I think itβs fantastic that we have a specific grammatical convention for that.
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KICK THE CAN!
Letβs play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.
To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.
the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13Β½ years now
And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!
i haven't read the long game but i saw someone post about ilya's little neighbor kids who put up a sign of support for him in their front yard post outing and these children have now officially overtaken my soul.
i think that these kids (through osmosis from their parents) are hugeeee hockey fans, centaurs fans specifically. i think when they find out that a player moved across the street they want to meet him so bad and it's only their mom's borderline lecture about respecting peoples' privacy that keeps them from banging down ilya's door.
i think that one night, after a huge win at home, their parents let the kids stay up and enjoy the excitement and they manage to stay up long enough to spy ilya's car come up the street (crucially ilya didn't feel mentally up to a party that night so he's returning home early and sad about not being able to share his win with his shane). i think that the kids immediately open up their front door and start screaming about the game, completely ignoring the fact that it is a residential street and everyone is asleep and probably wants to kill them now. i think that ilya sees them and, despite being exhausted and sad and everything else he is, stops and rolls down his window and talks to them about the game. he ends up getting home much happier than he anticipated being and the kids don't sleep until 3am from of the pure thrill of it. (the parents don't sleep either but they're doing a way better job of concealing their excitement).
i think that after that, the kids end up waiting on ilya to leave the house for a game and they always, always talk. it doesn't matter what they talk about, if its the the team or anything else, both parties make it a point to never skip a driveway debrief. it might even end up as a secret superstitious hockey player habit that ilya has because the one time they didn't talk before a game they lost horrifically. ilya ends up very invested in third grade classroom beefs with the mean teacher who won't let the kids play outside when it's raining ("we were learning about plants!! and we decided we need rain to grow too!! our teacher doesn't want us to grow!! she's evil!!") and he passes along the details to shane who is needing the levity in his life a lot at this point.
i think that one day, when the kids have gotten a little older and can be trusted to go places without their parents, ilya asks if they'd like to come to practice with him and watch. they, once again, scream like an elephant just stampeded into the street and their parents basically have no choice but to let them go or else it would've been a meltdown. they ride in ilya's car and he lets them open the sunroof and stick their heads out and blast music until their ears ring. they watch practice from seats right next to the ice and are starstruck the whole time. the other centaurs find this very cute and tease ilya about adopting his neighbor kids and he doesn't shut it down because he truly loves them by now. on the way home the kids joke about how funny it would be if ilya showed up to their hockey game (because they're hockey fans in an ottawa with a renewed excitement about hockey, of course they're on a team) and ilya laughs along but, lo and behold, next game is buzzing because the entire ottawa centaurs team is there. everyone on that team is cheering like its the cup finals and the kids are beside themselves with excitement and one of our two neighbor kids scores a hat trick for the first time. the kid is chasing that high for the next ten years.
your standards of what you're willing to eat are so fucking low that no wonder you're angry and confused about picky eaters. like explaining drowning to a fish.
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okay yeah that's fair.
I mean how low could they be
For the sake of reference I made this for dinner:
(Giles talking to Buffy, gesturing towards Spike) βYou know that thing would eat you if you died, right?β
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we owe literally no one more on this planet than the woman behind fantasy name generator
her name is emily and and she runs it all by herself
everyone say thanks emily!!!
THANK YOU EMILY!
Thank you to Emily at Fantasy Names Generator, for providing all the fantastical names I could ever need for anything!! :D
hollanov phone hack/leak but instead of anything actually terrible and violating getting out itβs just Shane and Ilyaβs txts back and forth absolutely dunking on Scott Hunter. Like theyβre getting canceled for ageism
divert all power to the funk engine
how it genuinely feels to have someone who agrees with your somewhat niche stances on a character
OMEEEGAAAAA!! LYANAAAAAAAAAA!!! π©π©π©π©πππ
Don't think i ever posted these here but i'm still so happy with them, god i love them.
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redraw of my favourite tech moment
The difference between heaven and hell isn't about what you're doing, but whether you enjoy doing it. Amaury Guichon's heaven would be anyone else's hell. Imagine being released into an infinite kitchen with infinite tools and an eternity of time with ingredients that never expire, and being told to construct a functional, edible bicycle. You would beg for death that never comes.
headcannon that crosshair looked like a reg when he was born but as soon as they started training with weapons and such he started graying from the stress of keeping wrecker from blowing himself up
this is also why tech has a receding hairline at the ripe age of 11
I love the idea of King Arthur having incredibly advanced and anachronistic knowledge of certain things and average dark ages knowledge about others. Because he was educated by Merlin. Camelot has incredibly good sanitation and disease prevention measures but King Arthur also thinks the sun revolves around the earth because thatβs what Aristotle said and Merlin didnβt think it was worth unpacking.
Camelot being remembered as this bastion of excellence and plenty and its knights being renowned for their almost supernatural fighting abilities because Arthur had some idea of germ theory and sports medicine and nutrition so the court was thriving in comparison to the rest of Europe.
βWe must convince the serfs to implement regenerative farming practices such as crop rotation to maximize the yield from the nutrient poor rocky soil and avoid future famines. Also, I have to put my wife to death for cheating on me because thatβs what the Bible says.β
I pulled my sister in law for the family holiday gift swap this year and I'm vibrating with excitement. I've been wanting to get her for years. she's the most basic woman I've ever met and I mean that with admiration that borders on fear. Her house is full of inspirational quotes in cursive. Her bathroom has a "Lashes Long Coffee Strong" poster and she doesn't even drink coffee. Her makeup is Did. Her hair is Did. She is fashionably tipsy at every occasion. She sells bougie wine for a living and brings a hair curler with her on vacation. She is the maximalist luxury target consumer for literally everything. I am obsessed with her the way a gay man is obsessed with Liza Minelli. I would buy her a pink rhinestone car with lashes on the headlights if it wasn't a bit outside the secret santa spending limit.
Ideas I've had so far:
A gold plated wine opener with her name engraved on it
some kind of classy-but-cunty Christmas decor. Something chi-chi and sparkly that's giving "oh, it's Christmas, bitch"
one of those instax mini cameras in a color like "blossom pink" because you know this diva scrapbooks
those little bone china Tiffany's cups that are made to look like cheap disposable paper cups but they're Tiffany blue and they say "Tiffany's" on them (because you know this diva is obsessed with Tiffany's)
a Swarovski birthstone bracelet because you know this diva actually gives a shit about her birthstone
I hope none of this comes off as sarcastic because if my kidneys were gold and made by Louis Vuitton I'd give her one of those. This woman is delightful and friendly and warm and organizes the family photo with an air of command fit for a British naval commodore. She is more self-actualized than me, she is happier than me, her chi is clean, and she still talks about her quinceaΓ±era. Her wedding was "Tuscan-themed." How do I please this perfect angel. What should be my tribute
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this picture of a chip pan oil fire from the wikimedia cookbook is so strikingly sublime
Carry on my wayward son
One of the rookies on the Centaurs asking the guys on the team for advice on this girl he's been trying to date. He can't tell if she likes him and is just nervous about taking it to the next level, or if she's trying to let him down easy and he hasn't been able to pick up on it.
He doesn't get much useful advice and soon the guys are arguing about how long you can pursue someone before it starts getting pathetic. Holmberg is at one end of the spectrum at two weeks ("We're rich professional athletes, man, we shouldn't have to try that hard.") and Wyatt Hayes is on the other at three months ("Maybe she likes you but just doesn't want the WAG lifestyle. You need to prove to her that you see her as a person with her own goals separate from yours.")
Then someone notices that Ilya, despite his wealth of experience, hasn't chimed in yet and asks, "What do you think, Cap?"
"Two years."
The entire room goes still.
"What?"
"Two years," Ilya repeats, completely unashamed. "Is not pathetic to go for what you want. Not if you think they're worth it."
In sync, every person in the room turns to look at Shane, who's pretending to fiddle with the laces on his skates, looking pink-faced and vaguely pleased.
Finally, Holmberg turns to the rookie. "Okay, I guess two years is fine if it's Shane Hollander. Is your girl Shane Hollander?"
The poor rookie has no response to that. His girl is, indeed, not literally Shane Hollander.
"Man, gay people move different," LaPointe mutters.
"This is not a gay thing," Troy objects. "This is a Rozanov and Hollander thing."
Troy being like - I locked down Harris in a matter of months. We are NOT the same.
Ilya responding - you didn't have to convince him he was gay first.
