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more people need to start making OCs because I just saw a post of a woman who named her real life human baby O'lyrix and I think that child's life could've been saved if mommy had just gotten all her quirky naming conventions out on a fantasy character instead of inflicting it on someone who's gonna have to submit a job application someday
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Happy May the 4th everyone! I think this is the first year I’ve actually prepared something for this most sacred of SW holidays in all my years in this fandom, so I’m excited to share it!
What if the Fives chip arc went a bit differently…
What if Palpatine was…
Out Foxed
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And all the clones had their chips removed and went out for ice cream to celebrate Palpatine’s defeat and the end of the war
'lazy people don't feel guilty about not doing anything' is insane to me and I have been trying to make my brain believe it for a long time, it shocked me to my core when I first heard it
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the real question is if scott hunter still plays/coaches/whatever-the-hockey-equivalent-is-for-hanging-out-by-the-bleachers-years-post-graduation for the new york city admirals when ilya becomes the first lady
the first time shane hears about that numbing throat spray he's scandalized because what the mean you're cheating at blowjobs. those are literally performance enhancing drugs i had to WORK to get my skills and you think you can just spray your throat and get the same result??? Ref bench this guy for the season !!
i also want to point out we know it tastes the same even after thousands of years b/c archaeologists who discovered two thousand year old honey tasted it. presumably right after they looked at each other and went “what the hell here goes nothing”
No, no no… you identify bone from rock or other substances by touching it to your tongue. If it sticks, it’s bone. The taste itself has nothing to do with it. And most archaeologists won’t lick human bones if they know they’re human.
…and I realize that doesn’t actually do much to prove archaeologists aren’t freaks.
Buck and Tommy who had a whirlwind 24 hours together during a layover turned flight delay a decade ago and never saw or talked to each other again. They both still look back on their time together with fondness (some of the best sex and conversations and fun either has had), and a bit of nostalgia (if you asked either of them who was their one that got away--well they definitely wouldn't say it because they both know it'd sound crazy, but they'd be thinking about each other), and a bit of bitterness (because of a misunderstanding)
Buck ended up not even checking into a hotel room because he just stayed with Tommy. On the day of both their flights (different destinations), Tommy wakes up early and goes to get breakfast for them. When Buck wakes up, he's got a note from Tommy saying he'll be right back and a notification that his flight has been moved up and he has to leave right then. He doesn't have Tommy's number, so he leaves a note telling him he has to go, but he had the best time, and includes his phone number.
Only, somehow the note gets displaced (in Buck's haste, maybe he knocks it off the side table?) and Tommy never finds it, so he assumes Buck didn't want to be there when Tommy got back (and maybe regretted the whole thing?).
And Buck obviously never gets a call or text from Tommy and realizes he must have gotten it wrong and that Tommy didn't care to ever see or talk to him again. [When Buck moved to LA years later, he admittedly felt a pang thinking about Tommy and it was months before he stopped expecting to see him around every corner]
And now their respective friends (Simon and Eric) are getting married and they are the best men and they've never met (that they know of), but are tangentially aware of each other in that they've heard stories (only, Tommy doesn't know that "Buck" is Evan and Buck doesn't know that "TK" is Tommy and when they are given each other's numbers that's how they save each other in their phones)
They never call each other because they work opposite shifts, so they text (and maybe email) to do any necessary planning for the joint bachelor party, but then their texts start becoming about their days and random things as well and they both start to develop a crush.
It's the night of the bachelor party and they still haven't met [just suspend disbelief with me here lol] but they're both nervous and excited to. The bachelor party is basically a long night of gay bar/club hopping (but taking separate party buses) and the first one they get to Buck and Tommy run into each other and they both stop in their tracks, half-tempted to tell the other off or ask for an explanation, but what happens instead is that they hook up in the bathroom 🤭
And when they come out of the bathroom together--grinning and bumping shoulders--who do they run into but the grooms who immediately go, "oh good, you've finally met"
Buck and Tommy are both confused for about 15 seconds until it sinks in
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'dating rules' are so fucking stupid btw. "don't talk too much about your hyperfixation on a first date, it'll scare them off!!" it'll only scare them off if they're a coward. Someone worthy of my affections will listen to me talk about my goal of visiting every whale exhibit with a life-sized effigy of a whale in it in the world for a solid half-hour and come away from that experience desiring me carnally.
One time I went on a date with a guy who stared at me with raised eyebrows while I told him about my plan to go to ComicCon as Daphne Blake, and then he scoffed and said it was weird for me to be so into Scooby Doo at the age of 19. Last year I told my boyfriend (before he was my boyfriend) that next time I got ComicCon tickets I wanted to go as Rapunzel, and he gasped and said "NO WAY I WANTED TO GO AS FLYNN RIDER". So, like, not only is talking about your hyperfixations on an early date a good way to learn quickly if someone is going to treat your whole personality with respect or not, you might also find a kindred spirit.
This doesn't just apply to dating btw. Any platonic acquaintance who acts like you're cringe for having a lot of enthusiasm about something is not someone you want in your life. The people who matter will do things that you want to do with you because they love you and like when you are happy. Case in point I could not have paid my high school official-best-friend to spend four and a half hours in London's Natural History Museum taking photos in the whale gallery but my adulthood best friend agreed in a heartbeat despite knowing the bare minimum about whales.
So yeah. Be openly enthusiastic about the things you love and the right people will love you for it.
MWAH kissing you in a nineteenth-century-author-writing-a-letter-to-a-close-friend-that's-now-heavily-debated-as-evidence-of-their-queerness-by-historians kinda way <3
I ended a 15 year friendship over this exact thing.
I loved my dear friend, but it became clear to me in recent years that my friend did not love me.
Oh, she was happy to come and stay at my house half the weekend and tell me all her woes and how excited she was to do pottery and about her job and the men she was pursuing.
But she could not handle a five minute conversation about comics or movies or books or art that I was working on. She would sit there silently and say 'I have nothing to contribute' or she would start watching TikTok WHILE I was talking until I gave up.
It wasn't as if I didn't try, I only brought up topics in those genres I thought might interest her, or referenced things she'd talked about in the past, but it starting being very obvious that she didn't want to have a conversation, she wanted me to listen and affirm while she told me things.
And it genuinely hurt my feelings, because I don't particularly care about pottery or glazing, but I listened and learned and asked questions and eventually learned enough to have an actual conversation on the topic with her. Because I loved her and that is what she loves.
A few weeks ago, I went to see a different friend and she asked me if she could play a video game while we talked. I didn't mind, I was used to trying to fight with TikTok for attention.
We spent five hours talking, actually talking. Five hours of me getting to talk about the novel I've been working on for nearly two years at this point and for her to tell me all about the construction and design of her favorite game franchise, and not once did I feel like I was fighting for attention. It felt very much like hanging out and playing video games when I was a kid.
If someone isn't willing to try to meet you where you're at, especially if you're doing it for them, it's not a good relationship. You deserve someone who'll meet you at your level of freak, you deserve to be listened to and treated with respect.
Sometimes my friends or partner will be excited about something that doesn't interest me or I don't understand. And I'll zone out a bit on the content, but I will be watching their face and listening to their voice and being happy that they're happy.
I am slowly picking up small pieces of knowledge about programming from my partner. It makes my head hurt to try and understand. But when she gets talking about it and isn't having to go slow for me? She's the most beautiful sight in the entire world.
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