for season two i need ilya at hockey camp being followed around on the ice by a bunch of little kids in hockey gear like a mama duck and her ducklings while shane watches send tweet
ilya with his gaggle of baby hocklings, teaching them all how to chirp (age-appropriately). just a bunch of tiny kids who can barely stand up squinting hard with concentration as they yell stuff like “you skate like a walnut” and “you’re slower than an apple” at each other
one kid gets a dinosaur jab in at scott hunter and ilya laughs so hard he falls over and nearly gives himself a concussion. shane is so smitten by this foolishness he nearly proposes then and there

















