MeloneGuru

i think im getting better! :) [another event occurs]

ETSY WITCHES DO SOMETHING

i just got summoned for yuri duty

Why is it easier and more comfortable to sit in a position that actively damages my joints than it is to just sit with okay posture. Why does my body crave its own destruction

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

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u know what i fucking love. is that it's so clear that many of us have important full time jobs. yet you can see us here on tumblr throughout the work day posting about the most unhinged shit possible. like we're really out here going to a meeting then coming back to tumblr like "shane drippy big dick bouncing on that thang" before running back to another meeting like Hi Linda yes I talked to the team earlier and we're ready to send the documents over. How was your weekend

As a general rule of fantasy and sci-fi naming, the closer to the back half of the alphabet the average letter in their name is, the eviller they are. A name that doesn't contain any consonants north of R is poison frog colouration. If it uses Y as a vowel in a non-terminal position you're basically fucked.

That single "e" is doing a lot for you, Mr. Prokopetz.

Well, yes; a lot of Western fantasy and sci-fi media's propensity to villain-code the back half of the alphabet boils down to Western authors being Weird™ about Slavic cultures, and I'll give you three guesses where my surname comes from.

One of your parents

*points a giant laser at your house*

you are right and you should say it.

(person with normal hobbies and interests voice) hey do you guys wanna see some good screenshots from my screenshots folder