MeloneGuru

pokemon professors will do 10 years of research and be like i have a theory.. that Bulbasaur lives in the Grass

op must have been snacking on cheese and crackers when they made this

it's disorienting when you beat me with a shovel

Be a teachable individual YOU DO NOT know everything

i dont CARE that its your special interest bitch whats your SOURCE !!!!!!

"source: me ! hahaha🥰" NO !!!!!!! SOURCE: First Name Middle Initiall. Last Name, Name of Book, (City: Publisher, year) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Puthykraken got dithintegrated by the dithcourthe

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

I like in avatar when they sneak into omashu and Aang is like "I'm mr Pippinpaddleopsicopolis" and the king thinks "this is obviously Aang, my old friend, who is still 12 for some weird reason" and then turns around and goes "of course, mr Pippinpaddleopsicopolis"

Bumi knows how to stick to a bit

this is too much I'm gonna- *remembers joking about rewatching supernatural is harmful* kill myself