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hmm... *gets in evil bed and holds my evil stuffed animal* evil night.. *turns off my fucked up evil lamp*

BDSM is an acronym for the members of the beatles. don't believe me? why

spongebob is really patient with patrick i'm glad patrick has a friend like that in his life

they should invent a disproportionate emotional response that goes away when you understand it's disproportionate. they should invent a way to logic yourself out of emotions

They should invent a "remind me later" button for distressing responses

quicksaves in front of you and doesnt even do anything its just to make you nervous

sometimes when a movie starts there is a scary lion but don't be scared

Your artstyle is like your gut microbiome in the way its everything you consume and like and it also has all your bacteria up in it. Thats probably how that works

*my eyes start glowing bright red* I need the PDF

i've seen things you people are probably already familiar with

A day without swag is like...wait I have no idea

Gimme 1 margarita and I saw off my leg!

Lord, let my days be yaoiful. May my mind be sharp like a seme's chin and my weakness become bara strength.

did you hear they started drawing anthropomorphic animal people with human-like qualities, such as bipedalism, the capacity for speech, and even human breasts?

don’t listen to what anyone says the elephant really ties the room together