i'll wait under the stars

not the biggest fan of how all everyday tasks have to be repeated again and again. girl why am i sisyphus i didn't even cheat death

Me, very loudly, while sticking my neck out: Gosh, I hope no vampires bite me. That’d suck. Being bitten by a vampire, that is. Boy, I sure do hope there are no vampires waiting to come out and bite me while my neck is so open and exposed like this. I’d sure hate to have that happen. 

Do you want to *be* a vampire or are you so touch starved you need a creature of the night to mouth fuck your neck

Yes. 

Are we just going to ignore that her next DM says “listen here you dumb bitch” or

http://giuseppe-stromboli.com/

The way this app is so intimate but so isolating the only thing i can compare it to is like we’re all in a museum at the same time. Or eating in our cars in a mcdonalds parking lot

being queer and seeing historical queer love is like a punch to the gut in a good way every time

Happy tears

love is stored in the historical queer pictures

Some of us have real problems like there’s somehow not a plain pink heart emoji

You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me

I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me

I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.

And If I Say Something I Know It Would Be Rude Or Off-topic So I Shalt Be Rather Silent: that extra book in the series noone actually likes.

Do you ever wonder if anyone reads your blog like everyday just to check on you or ...?

#what the fuck happened here

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

reblog it, because Russia can´t

Thanks Obama 

Wtf

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

omg

World heratige post

ah yes, the original version

“when Russia sends you nudes” kills me every time

shh, dont tell anyone

The ancient texts…