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Bro I just want Peter and Scott to have filthy sex why are there no spiderman and x men smut fanfics, am I genuinely living in hell???
โThereโs a cure?!โ asked the girl that kills everything she touches.ย โHey shut up weโre perfโ replied the girl that makes clouds.ย
For real though. Storm has stopped an entire tsunami before. โMakes clouds my assโ she can conjure lightning and tornadoes and is revered as a god in her tribe. She literally changes atmospheric pressure and thatโs how she flies. So fuck you. Storm is flawless.
I think you missed the part where the GIRL WHO KILLS EVERYTHING SHE TOUCHES wants to NOT KILL EVERYTHING SHE TOUCHES and everyone dismisses her incredible misfortune just because the lady who is the AVATAR OF THE STORM won the fucking SUPERPOWER LOTTERY
โFinally, a cure for my chainsaw hands!โ decreed Chainsaw-Hands Joe.
โThere is no cure,โ said Johnny Five-Dicks. โThereโs nothing wrong with us.โ
The last comment literally always cracks me up
The X-Men are an extremely good metaphor for oppressed minorities until they are suddenly an extremely terrible metaphor for oppressed minorities.
The scale on which the first reply misses the point literally never ceases to awe me.
I gotta say, though, this is a place where the X-men are being a good metaphor for oppressed minorities.ย Specifically, in this case, the disabled community.
โYay, thereโs a cure!โ says the girl with depression.ย โCure for what, motherfucker, Iโm not sick,โ says the person with autism.
โYay, thereโs a cure!โ I say, with my fibromyalgia and random bad pain days.ย โYes, because itโs easier to talk about eliminating us than talk about teaching sign language in school,โ says the Deaf person.ย โโCureโ is violent rhetoric.โ
The problem is, of course, that a vast number of things have been aggregated under the label of โdisability,โ and many of them donโt even resemble each other.ย Depression sucks in an objective fashion, whereas autism is just a way of being (which, like many ways of being, may suck at some times, and generally sucks worse when not accommodated).ย Similar deal with chronic pain versus the Deaf community.ย These things really should not be grouped together, but they are.ย And since they are grouped so haphazardly, they will often be at cross-purposes.
It is ridiculous, in the X-men universe, to classify all โmutantsโ as one group.ย You have ridiculously powerful people with little downside, you have powerful people with a major downside, you have people with very limited powers but few drawbacks, you have people with limited powers and massive drawbacks, and thatโs not even getting into other divisions, like whether you look like a baseline human all the time, part of the time, or none of the time.ย โRealistically,โ if you can apply that word to a fantasy universe, Storm and Rogue belong to completely different minorities which should require completely different approaches.ย But society has grouped them under one umbrella, or forced them to group themselves for self-protection, and thus you have conversations like the one above.
So itโs actually not a bad take.ย Mind you, the X-men have had bad takes, and will do so again, and Iโm skeptical about whether โpowersโ of any kind even work for a metaphor about minority representationโbut this particular vignette has something useful to say.
Thank you, thank you, thank you. This is exactly what bothers me about purely social analyses of disability.
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โAs she brushed her silky blonde straight hairโ

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Hello, sorry to disturb you. I recently watched the Transformers movie and like the character of Sam. Do you know any Transformers fanfiction featuring Sam as the protagonist or fanfiction with significant scenes involving Sam? It would be best if they are long novels, and it doesn't matter if Sam has a pairing (although I prefer him to be paired with Bumblebee or Optimus Prime). I have been searching for these fanfiction on AO3 and FF, but FF's tagging system is not as comprehensive as AO3's. On the fanfiction.net, without opening the article to view, I cannot know if the article contains the character of Sam. If you could recommend some Transformers fanfiction to me, that would be great, thank you very much! English is not my first language, so I am using a translator to write these words, please don't mind if there are any grammatical mistakes :)
Halloooo โฐ(*ยด๏ธถ`*)โฏโก
I completely understand! Especially on fanfiction.net it can be hard to find and filter! And I never judge grammar I struggle so much with it myself ( *๏ฝฯยด)
Lemme find a few!
This is one of the newest and long running fics, Sam lives with memories from one life while living a too long life in another and the bots come to help
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
This one Sam is sent back as a cybertron to try and effect the future! Very long and very thorough
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
An author who has a lot of long works is! Iโd look through their works and they have a fanfiction.net page
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Another author I loved in my early reads!
Author: SavvyEnigma | FanFiction
one thing I realized the most rewatching bayverse transformers as an adult, is that a lot of ppl hate Sam. but little kid me and adult me disagree with that greatly and still very much thinks that heโs the best human character in the movies (Charlie was great too donโt get me wrong, and on some occasions Cade). heโs relatable and justified tbh in many arguments that ppl make against him.
So I rewatched the first Michael Bay transformers movie last night. I forgot how enjoyable it is. As someone who was an awkward teen Sam whitwicky is an amusing character to watch because I to would have freaked out if my car was a giant alien robot. And honestly I would also put on a brace face to impress the pretty girls I go to school with. The bots are also just so funny to watch at parts because they just donโt understand human customs and rules. The military parts are interesting to watch and they really reflect the time. But not in a horrible way it shows the tension in the world post 9-11 and how seriously every threat was taken. The military guys are not these indestructible ass holes. They are stressed out guys who are thrust into this wild situation and are doing the best they can with there limited information. Sector 7 is a blatant display of how the military is stone walled in some ways. They donโt give any information unless they are in danger and they blatantly break laws by searching the whitwicky home without a warrant. Itโs not rich in lore or the best story weโve seen from transformers but itโs an enjoyable film to just put on and watch every once in a while. Now Iโm not a fan of the later bay movies but the first two are some that I really enjoy watching with my family and an easy transformers film to show friends without them getting lost.๏ฟผ

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A Public Service Announcement For Bayverse Transformers Fans
Do not let anybody bully you, or treat you as a fake Transformers fan for what film ditector Michael Bay had to offer.
Anybody who does, is an entitled, GeeWun gatekeeper, who treats change & originality as 2 of The 7 Deadly Sins.
Transformers was, & is, not a perfect franchise, not everything can be liked by everybody.
If you are a fan of the Bayverse Transformers films, follow me.
You will be welcomed with open arms. ๐ค
I want more Sam and barricade contentโฆ but Iโd have to make it myself
THE AGONY
DUDE I KNOW ITS BEEN MONTHS BUT I WAS READING THROUGH MY ROUGH DRAFTS OF FANFICS I'D LIKE TO PUBLISH AND THIS ONE WAS A DARK CHRISTMAS OPTIMUS/SAM AU AND I WAS SO INTO IT ONLY TO GET 3K WORDS IN AND HIT A BLANK PAGE BECAUSE I NEVER FINISHED IT.
So who wants to hit up my discord and ramble with me about transformers sam centric stories i havent started to boost my motivation?
Cybertronian Color Theory - Thoughts
In basically every canon, and now in TF: Matrix, Cybertron isnโt colored like Earth. Now, Earth has a LOT of different environments with a lot of different colors, and Cybertron and itโs moons also have diverse environments (although rather less so than Earth) but in general- Cybertron has a veryโฆdistinct color scheme.
In that the whole surface of the planet pretty much looks like this.
Cybertron is an over-saturated orange-blue theory movie poster.
Which goes a long way towards explaining why cybertronians tend to have such impressive coloration, and gives us a base to start with.
Orange and Blue are considered to beย โNeutralโ colors, even when strikingly bright- as a matter of fact a particularly vivid range of Orange is even referred to asย โCybertron Orangeโ because large portions of the surface take on a similarly vivid hue. After orange and blue, the next largestย โnaturalโ colors of the surface tend to be metallics such as silver, gold, or pearlescent white, as well as matte white, gray, and black, which are also generally seen as neutral hues. As such, Orange and Blue are among the most common colors for Cybertronians, both natural and as a result of alteration.
One of the next most common colorations is Red for reasons I havenโt come up with yet, but they do find Red to be a very eye-catching color. Red optics and biolights are the second most common (after blue) shade and red is generally associated with speed, as well as status- red was a favored color for warriors and the upper class.
Green isnโt a common color on Cybertron, both in terms of environment and cybertronian, and as such it stands out to them (they get used to it on Earth but some cybertronians find earthly foliage to be overwhelmingly green). Bright shades of green commonly indicateย โcautionโ orย โdangerโ for cybertronians, and green clouds heralded acid rainfall and proximity to the acid wastes. Bright Green and Yellow-Green are more common among Decepticons who use it to indicate their working-class past, but higher-classed mechs often utilized a very rich, darker copper-green.
Blue-Green hues are considered separate from Green and Blue coloration, and can be found in certain areas of Cybertron as well as upon Cybertronโs moons- these are generally seen as neutral and even attractive, particularly among racers, and are associated with traits such as speed and agility.
Yellow is a relatively uncommon color among Cybertronians, but is similarly used to indicateย โCautionโ orย โdangerโ in most situations- True yellow and greenish-Yellow hues are also considered separate from a more acceptable golden-yellow or orange-yellow, like Bumblebee. PALE YELLOW specifically is associated with poor health and injury, as a botโs internal cooling system utilizes ammonia- which can result in them bleeding a clear-to-pale-yellow fluid or coughing it up when internally damaged and unable to self-repair. (Yellow and Pink together are particularly ominous) Yellow is also associated with the cold, as in the very rare places where itย โsnowsโ on cybertron the snow is composed of yellow sulfur and ammonia flakes.
True metallic hues (silver, gold, copper, etc etc) are considered to be neutral in coloration, but have a loose heirarchy regarding appearance. Gold is considered to be more striking and obvious (as well as being something of a delicacy/treat for cybertronians) but also became a symbol of the Loyalists for the Senate and the Elite Guard. Some other groups reclaimed it as their own, but more than simple accents of it can still carry negative connotations, particularly among Decepticons. Silver and chrome are true neutral appearances, as cybertronians are initially a matte white and chrome upon creation, before their coloring nanites begin to operate.
(As a sidenote- matte gray is neutral but also can be ominous and unsettling, associated with death as theย โshockโ of deactivation results in a mass die-off of coloration nanites, causing them to self-destruct, turning the deceased an ashy gray over the layer of coloration. Theย โgrayingโ of a cadaver can be almost instantanious in certain situations, but otherwise may take several hours to complete.)
Purple is the color of low-charge energon and energon crystals, and processed energon tends to have a rich purple color- especially if spilled and left to dry for a time, it willย โcoolโ from pink to purple. As a result, purple was traditionally a color associated with energon and common class, as well as certain military groups. Purple has also become the color of the Decepticons, dominating their coloration and their aesthetics, embraced as a symbol of spilled and dried energon, left to cool, as well as a symbol of archaic military function (which is where Megatronโs gray-purple coloration heralds from)
Being Pink on Cybertron is a risk. Pink is the color of charged energon, of oneโs lifeblood, itโs the color of edible crystals and the clouds and sunsets, itโs brilliant and the cybertronian optic is automatically drawn towards shades of pink. Pink can be associated with medics, nurturers, and sustinence. But it can also be a threatening color (think- Pink is similar to Bright Red for humans) in that freshly-spilled energon is pink, pink biolights are a sign of greivous internal damage (energon filling biolights and tinting them), pink is a color of getting attention and can symbolize greed and seduction.
Black and White are both considered neutral colors andย โbaseโ colors, but larger portions of white or other pale hues was considered to be a sign of higher-class, since a white finish is harder to maintain without getting dirty, as well as being the primary color (when paired with Red and/or Pink) of medics and medical assistance. Iโm debating on giving Starscream white as a secondary color, though, so heโd be Red, Black, and White. Something to think about. Black is also associated with law enforcement, and enforcers were typically painted a matte black or even a sort ofย โvantablackโ to make them stand out against other colorations. Black is often used as an accent to make other colors stand out more, as is.
Fun game: apply these vague color theory ideas to bots!
Constructicons? Purple + Bright Green = Low class construction crew, meant to be the living equivalent of day-glo vests.
Sunstreaker? Yellow + Black + Gold = LOOK AT ME! LOOK! AT! ME!!!!!!! LOOK AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!
Megatron? Ashy Silver + Faded Purple = Iโm not gonna lie he basically looks like a corpse this is the equivalent of being super fucking goth. Megatron is some sort of like, military goth.
Starscream? Red + Black = PLEASE LOOK AT ME!
Thundercracker? Blue + Gold = Please donโt look at me.
Skywarp? Black + Purple = Just likes the goth aesthetic but never actually went through a goth phase. Black nailpolish and fishnets.
Optimus Prime? Blue + Red + Silver = Literally the most attractive but benign color scheme possible. Generic.
Arcee? Pink + Pink = Is she here to take care of you? To murder you? You donโt know! Be afraid!
Transformers: Simon Furman's "-ations" | Escalation Issues #1-#6 Shitposts
Hey guys! Back again :D
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You could say they had quite the SHOCK...an ELECTRIFYING experience. (I think I'm funny. I am.)

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Transformers: Simon Furman's "-ations" | Infiltration Issues #0-#6 Shitposts
Nah, cos the real meme material be coming from the comics fr. Image/Panel/Meme dump time!!!
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I'm bout to bomb this whole mf plane
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Transformers Story Ideas #2
LMAO, YA'LL! I got terribly sick and my laptop charger broke, I'm talking plastic melting and wires exposed. The AO3 author curse is real cos wtf! Anyways, this doesn't stop me from blurting out a disgusting, vulgar, mangled pile of story ideas I so badly want to write. I have to tilt my laptop at a 30 degree angle to get the charging light to turn on. We are most definitely winning guys :)
These are all Sam centered and some of them have smut so like, totally beware! If I've written bits, pieces, and snippets for them, I'll create a separate post, so scroll through my profile/posts. I may have posted the crumbs there. Tumblr is so cute, its like little post it notes.
With porn.
Sometimes.