Veronica Jane

project hail mary is a touching and poignant film that leaves you asking questions about humanity like, "wow what if all mainstream media was genuinely good" and "what if book adaptions actually gave a shit about the book in question" and "what if studios hired actors that could actually act, and then let them get a lil wacky with it"

Scenario 2: “world wakes up to Superman tweeting about how he hates the police” and then the Shazam twitter account starts agreeing with him and that’s how the world finds out that two of the most powerful heros both hate the police

Billy, seeing what Superman just tweeted: oh cool we're allowed to say fuck the police now!!

Someone tweets if Bruce Wayne pays taxes, and Bruce accidentally replies with his Batman account with a simple "Yes", so people start to think that besides beating up villains, Batman also spends his time staring menacingly at billionaires while they fill their taxes to make sure there's no creative accounting going on

BruceWayneOfficial: yes, the rumors are true. Batman is my accountant.

Everyone reblog with your most unemployable traits

transphobic music fans be listening to he or she might be giants

It requires being an adult with a job

Tumblr banned porn to appeal to advertisers only to exclusively host ads for links you wouldn't touch even while wearing full PPE

(*stay published)

I love Control you find a note about a kids show to educate [redacted] about all the spooky shit in a fun friendly way and you see the tapes of said show (Threshold Kids) and it’s some shit you’d see in a “scariest kids shows” YouTube video or “shows that traumatized people as kids” and one episode literally has a skeleton man with a baby face mask scaring the shit out of a puppet child and said child making *fear noises* 10/10

I love that the two options are 1) The FBC (probably Darling) are just cartoonishly bad at dealing with kids or 2) They did extensive an psychiatric analysis of [redacted] and concluded "Oh he fucking *loves* this shit"

i think we need to abolish subscriptions. im tired of remembering passwords and giving out my email. check out as guest, no you may not know my name. die

If the lettering is by S. Rosen then he wrote that like he used his hands and pen to write that he was 100% on board especially with that last bit

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