god's favorite poster

[letting you pet my isopod] haha don't worry it doesn't trilo-bite lol [it mistakes your finger for wood detritus and tries to eat it] [suddenly serious] you deserved that for being a whore

they added another luftballon while you were sleeping

teach a man to wish and he'll yearn for a lifetime

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

Boob job from a girl with big naturals...?

*Sprays u with a can of "Serious String"* [you are gently covered by a loose, aerisolized tangle of high-tensile polymer weave]

very good toy for children -- .45 ACP is a large and naturally subsonic caliber delivering superior playing power compared to .380 or 9mm

remembering the time my mom told me I should just tell the bullies to stop making fun of me lmao yeah they really listen to me that’s how we got in this situation

we have to combine this with the fact that this woman made me learn how to make balloon animals