Danse Macabre

ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to be into shit no one cares about

TRINKET GOBLIN FOR LIFE!

"comparing apples and oranges" has always been funny to me as an expression because people's go to exampe of two things so radically different that they defy any useful comparison are apples. and oranges. like you would struggle to find a more comparable pair of objects than that. theyre literally sold right next to each other in most stores.

i hope my blog feels like you’re walking through a really well-curated museum except there’s this guy next to you who’s talking on the phone and saying really insane things and you just have to deal with that

I be like "omg, i have so much to do" and then go lay down

i always convince myself i dont sound that weird and then i go out in the world and get involved in anything longer than transactional small talk and its like ohhh thats right ive only been hanging out with gay people who speak in riddles

"what if you regret it" what if I don't?

I understand your point, however this maybe wasn't the best post to cross my dash while I'm fighting the temptation to text my ex.

this is about transitioning DO NOT TEXT YOUR EX ITS NOT WORTH IT DONT DO IT

i am not immune to the changes of the moon

Die temu ad die

Hmm. Accidentally looks like latin.