Skate or die dude

Just passed a group of teenage girls walking downtown.... wearing cargo pants and platform crocs.... nature really is healing......

I could be better but I'm considering becoming worse

please be patient with me i am experiencing horrors unknown to you at all times

cosmetic surgery is yassifed taxidermy for alive things

my furry ass would never be allowed in the hypoallergenic zone

gonna be honest. no number of iced beverages can save me at this point

my one fear is if a vapire drank my blood and made a face and then tried to politely cover it up for my sakes like 'nooooo your blood is fine i swear mmm yum' i think id literally kill myself in front of them

People who make tiktok recaps of current tumblr trends are class traitors