Megan's Memes

[seeing a high definition photograph of a poison dart frog after a three week tolerance break from looking at images] HOOOOOOOOOOO

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

got cornflakes for fried chicken & the back of the box has its own recipe. easy as pie. "rinse chicken tenders with cold water and coat with crushed kelloggs corn flakes cereal." and then cook. no binding agent. no seasoning. nothing but a pile of flavorless chicken with a side of the extra-dried-out cornflakes that fell off it. serve warm with your favorite dipping sauce. doesnt even say serve hot. Serve Warm. wouldnt wanna get too wild with it. truly this is the spirit of cornflakes

my daughter gonna be mad as FUCK when she’s named ShoMan YamaKleinStiel

i have never sat down and watched a sports game start to finish before. the only reason i did it tonight is because my friend invited me over and asked me to. it was tied for the longest fucking home series game in mlb history. i am never doing this shit again.

i love how baseball doesn’t trend on tumblr

whats ur role in the tumblr community how do you contribute

I take care of dragon

????? what dragon

i will give tiktok one concession and that is that it has spawned a comment that contains a phrase that i think of often at relevant moments: pack it up boys we've made a social blunder