I don't know who I am or what I like

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[through tears] yeah i remain whimsical

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

Kink scene rescheduled because halfway through me explaining the scenario my dom asked a clarifying question that uncovered a howling logical inconsistency and we ended up spending the next three hours workshopping the worldbuilding.

When I say women should have higher standards for how they're treated, this is exactly what I mean. At the first insult? Kick. Him. To. The. Curb.

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

Does anyone have that photo of the kid's Blue Angels protest sign? It was like "die, crash blue angels" or something, really funny, cannot find it anywhere online

because humans decided a few thousand years ago that there should be a class system

Yuta and Garcia have the perfect formula of being amazing wrestlers who absolutely never win a match because they're too busy being devious little shitheads

Imagine explaining that one of the dudes is a married man with daughters and their are both fighting a third demon/man who curses them.