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the older I get and see other peoples marriages play out the more I realise as a straight woman you have to marry a man who is obsessed with you, like truly deeply loves and obsessed with you otherwise it’s actually not worth it

god bless hairy legs. god bless hairy stomachs. god bless hairy arms & chests & backs & upper lips & underarms forever & ever amen

The commitment to the bit! The t-shirt that names the over-the-counter pain killer this man will have to take after this Oscar-winning performance!

Baby Driver (2017)

Reading articles about MrBeast's dominance of YouTube is fucking bizarre because, from my perspective, the dude isn't even on YouTube. I've never watched one of his videos. YouTube has, to the best of my knowledge, never recommended one of his videos to me. Every thumbnail screenshot of his looks like something you could tell me was a photoshopped parody of YouTube culture, and I'd believe you. No one I follow on YouTube ever mentions him, even negatively or in passing. The first time I ever heard his name was in regards to the quality of his ghost kitchens. The only way I know he isn't a mass, shared hallucination is that I've witnessed the thoroughly mid-looking chocolate bars he sells at Walmart for some reason

Given the apparent eleventeen ongoing scandals it feels appropriate to bring this one back

The fact that most of the F1 drivers basically live next door to each other sounds like it's from a fanfic but no they really are all united by a shared love of tax evasion.

I need a scientific explanation as to the collective and unanimous obsession with Colapinto that has seized this entire fandom

anyone else remember being 13 on tumblr and every morning youd scroll down until you got to posts from the night before like it was the morning paper