In All Ways Except Physical, I Am a Bug With a Big Ass

"trans people just name themselves after characters" as opposed to cis people who name their children after names in the bible

grab your nonbinary unspecified body part and do something vague to it

sorry america but you’ve been really mean. and I don’t want to go to your birthday party in two days

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

job interviewer: (reading the room) would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for a pizza party?

there's a group of high school boys in this McDonald's and I just heard one of them say "I bet you you cannae break your own arm" so something interesting might happen shortly

For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate. 

Okay so normal rules then

salad is mostly items

Sometimes knowing spoilers for shows is more fun cause u get to spend the show being like how the fuck does that even end up happening ..

i think we are long overdue for a game that does the reverse of 90s first person shooters and actively makes fun of the player for picking the hard difficulty

I spread pro glasses propaganda. Glasses are hot. Glasses are cool. Glasses will help you see boobs.