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Is this British culture?

Karen knows no nationality

The Elder Scrolls music really puts this over the top.

More like Trader HOES!!… More like WHORE Foods!!!

im tired of being broke *goes outside and starts shaking trees*

Me faded as hell at McDonald’s listening to the people in front of me in line

Bro do you know what I'd fucking give to move to a new town and someone immediately offers me a free house and says "yeah just pay me back eventually, you can come work in my store if you want, pick your own hours. I'll also do renovations on the house but yea it's your house, no rent, no interest" like dont you realize how utopian that is. And its implied he does this for everyone in the town? Tom nook is so generous he is a hero. You wish rich people could be like that irl

I’ve thought about this post every day for the past 5 years

ahhhh!!! 400 devils!!!! just kidding

don’t ever scare me like that again

plants be like *makes a sugar* *makes a sugar* *fucks* *makes a sugar* *makes a metabolite* *makes a secondary metabolite* *moves a sugar* *seals off a wound* *makes a sugar* *tilts a leaf 0.2 degrees towards sun* *moves water* *makes a sugar* *moves a sugar* *breaks down a sugar* *harvests an ion* *cells divide* *closes stomata* *breaks down a sugar* *makes a metabolite* *fucks again* *makes a su