my camel straight up told me "man i am not carrying another fucking straw" like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue

what a lot of people on here don’t seem to understand is that shane is going to outfreak ilya every single time. I’m rewatching ep 1 and five (5) seconds into his very first gay experience ever shane hollander is on his knees hob slobbering. ilya puts his thumb near (near) shane’s mouth and shane is swallowing that thing. like yes ilya has more experience but shane has the vision

I have to reblog this every time because frankly this is absolutely genius prose

and please remember to stay up late because that’s free time

Walk into aldi and #kill yourself

what about walkinto aldi and live... what about wallk into aldie and buy grocerys... everyone so negative on here maybe go to aldi and buy some fruits and vegetables for 3,99 maybe youll feel so much a little better.... idk just my two sence

Walk into aldi and #shit yourself