ANGUS BEEFMAN

not havin TikTok or IG will hav U up @ 4AM like dam wat goin on on r/Food Lol

so far i have shittalked multiple coworkers and generally made myself appear exceedingly unpleasant and stupid to countless others. this is how i will become the strictest most unpleasant 22 yr old ELA bitmoji teacher this damn school has ever seen!

yes i did say coteacher is mentally ill at extremely loud volume its called my social tact and integral understanding of how to make small talk

her husband boiled her in oil let’s all keep that in mind

you are feeling very simpson today you feel like you are becoming homer you have a deep craving for doughnut and you feel like saying doh and you want to punish boy

You think you hate this man but now imagine when he's alone and does little jokes to himself or little dances. You hate him more? OK again. This time he's nude

You're obsessed with the rotting bloated corpse. It's like your Jungkook. Embarassing!

That weirdo billionaire obsessed with stopping his aging/taking his son's blood to stay young has, as far as I can tell, taken a hero dose of shrooms that led him to fall in love with one of his employees(?) and is now attempting to use his wealth to find a cure for her endometriosis? Which like, sure

as a regular donor to Gaza Soup Kitchen I get their email updates, and they said today that while they've continued to be able to expand, donations are slowing down as Gaza gets less coverage. If you have a few dollars to spare, I encourage you to send them here to continue the amazing work that Hani and his team are doing.