wish i lived in animal crossing so all i had to do to make money is shake trees and beat the shit out of rocks

the kids arent supposed to go in the cubbies unless they really need something but these 2 girls were sitting in there lookin mischievous so i go to investigate & theyre huddled around this like magnadoodle where one of them is writing “PISS” in big ass letters

A sword that screams whenever you swing it, and the volume is directly tied with how fast its swung

Finally, a good post

actually i’d take a bullet for winnie the pooh and that is a rock fact

i’m not lying on the floor physically but i am lying on the floor spiritually

i met two of these this past spring and please believe me when i say they are EXACTLY as soft and fluffy in person as they are in photos.

I love them.