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my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think

maomao is my favorite "not like other girls" style protagonist bc for one shes a girls girl through and through. to the bone. and two she's just a weird little freak. absolute lunatic. they have the whole "omg she's actually beautiful and everyone falls for her when she's all made up" trope but the punchline is that she does not fucking want to look like that. she actively puts dirt on her face every day bc she does not want to be perceived as attractive (mostly out of fear of being used for sex work though at the same time she has the utmost respect for women who do sex work like she grew up in a brothel those are her sisters). she's Sherlock level smart and solves every mystery so fast but goes "well thats none of my business. anyway back to testing poisons on myself" she has the 2nd most powerful guy in the nation head over heels in love with her and is like "man this guy is weird around me what's his deal. I guess he's fine though because he gives me rare medicines and has no dick" fucking ICON i love her. also she once slapped someone so hard they fell on the floor. 10/10

when i say “something is wrong with him” it’s usually said positively btw

As much as I love Call Down the Hawk, I am struggling to get through it a bit because at every turn I'm just "where is my moody pixie switchblade tree girl and her walking history textbook/reincarnated king/jesus"

This really freaking annoys me. If you’re in charge of a movie franchise then it is your job to embrace every character, to help them grow and overcome their differences. But no, NO! These asshats kill off every single character that they hate and are acting like complete babies just because they don’t like them. If you don’t like them so much then fuck off! Go and work on something else! Just stop ruining the MCU!!!

this is so funny tho

Oh they hated everyone that explains why the movies are like that

No wonder the mcu feels like a slightly better Michael bay franchise

On the bright side, knowing the directors actively hated half the characters they were working with leaves me feeling 0% hesitant to ignore every single bullshit character move they made! 😜

That explains why, despite my incredible geekiness, I’ve been meh about seeing these movies. The contempt showed.

I’m not even a fan of the mcu but I’m fucking livid right now

i am Thinkimg . about the Character. and listening to a Song. i a m sure this will not have repercussions

"omg you remembered!" of course i did. I have a file on you

neil with his binder

Hey…. Hey… Characters covered in blood, okay? You remember characters covered in blood?? You used to love characters covered in blood