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I feel like Matthew Lynch would vape… and it wouldn’t even do any damage because he has no internal organs… he wins at vape

AU where Kavinsky lures Matthew to kidnap him with vapes and then he realizes Matthew can easily out smoke him and he has no choice but to let him go because Matthew earned his respect and then they have this weird friendship that makes Ronan want to kill himself

i dont think we talk enough about kavinsky putting a molotov cocktail in ronan's hand and telling him "it's a bomb, like you"

tbf to Kavinsky if I met a cute funny magical boy who shared my love of fast cars AND my passion for blowing shit up AND what I had previously thought to be a unique ability to dream things into reality... And if I made it very clear to the boy on multiple occasions that I think he is GAY and he had not denied it ... And then I persistently flirted with him by giving him exact replicas of his jewellery that I had dreamed into reality and he flirted back by wearing exact replicas of my douchey sunglasses that he had dreamed into reality... And then I saved his life by shooting one of his literal night terrors to death... And then we spent days and nights sprawled on the hood of my beloved car guiding him through dreams and homoerotically placing pills on each others' tongues... And then thanks to my guidance he finally mastered in one night what took me months to achieve... AND THEN he told me to fuck off and drove back to Richard fucking Gansey the fucking Third to immediately plot my death... I too would crash the fuck out, actually

i need to killl myself but like nonchalantly

-dazai, probably

A modern au where Declan crashes out because he spends years trying to keep Ronan from blowing their cover with his reckless behaviour only to find out Matthew is TikTok famous

Gansey is a horse girl (yes I’ve heard in this situation that Ronan is the untamable horse) but also car guy = horse girl. Anyway, the pig (his horse), bucks him off all the time but it’s still “the best decision he’s ever made” and he loves it so much