girlboss inc.

reverse parasocial relationship: your idol knows everything about you

actually I need to elaborate that this is inspired by my friend telling me about how the contestants on love island are cut off from the outside world but the show keeps inviting famous guest hosts who have kept up with it so from their perspective megan Thee stallion shows up and already knows who they are and is aware of stuff they said in private asides like 24 hours ago

Lvl 6: My Marine Biology professor told me it was technically “Octopods” to bring it in line with “Cephalopod,” but that if the class is falling asleep you can call them “Octopussies”

DJ dubcon hopes everyone in the club is having a good time tonight but he’s not going to check

sticks my finger in the barrel of your gun so it backfires on you looney toons style but the gun moaned and now none of us know what genre we're in.

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

all roads lead to road dude. and when in road do as the rodents do.

happy salt in the wound sunday to all those with wounds to salt

ugh of course he has two mothers. they just had to make it woke. and one of them's made of cloth and the other wire too. sick of this forced diversity bullshit

does anyone want to tell me what to do with my life? looking for puppeteers

tumblring for these 6 people always in my notifications

"bottom" please consider 🫵 whether the word you are looking for is in fact "submissive" ! because if we decide that taking dick means your personality & character r inherently subservient 😃 we might as well just throw in the towel on the most basic premise of feminism & 🔫 kill ourselves 🎉