Some sort of unoptimized wizard/druid multiclass

oh yeah, the Jolenes!

so I’m an envirosci major and in high school i started taking some courses through our local community college. for my biology lab, one of our experiments was a common one; we raised brine shrimp in water of varying salinity to show how the salinity impacted the shrimp’s development. after the experiment was complete, we were instructed to dispose of the shrimp by pouring bleach into the containers.

for those who don’t know, brine shrimp are Sea Monkeys; they’re almost invisible, tiny little shrimp that can’t really have a pet relationship with you, but you can keep them! i did not want to destroy my shrimp. so i simply opted not to.

and then i used the rest of the packet of eggs i’d been given. Ten. Thousand. Eggs.

this is my only remaining documentation of Jolene:

The cloudy water? Yeah, that’s Jolene. All 10000.

Anyway, the shrimp lived a happy, if not very productive life for around a year (!!!), dying off and breeding so there was always some activity in the tank. it was honestly a huge pain in the ass. I don’t recommend having this many brine shrimp for any reason. The photo of the tank here didn’t include other objects I added for Shrimprichment; they had it pretty good. I hope, at least. There’s not a lot of resources on keeping brine shrimp as pets outside of Sea Monkeys, because why would you?

When my grandmother was sent a death threat through text message, I reported it to the police. The officer told me that "it's not considered a death threat unless the message mentions a weapon and a deadline".

As a result, they didn't do anything. Not even a verbal warning to that person.

They are treating these CEOs as if they're members of our government. The cops don't touch threats unless they're made against political leaders. They don't shut down cities for a manhunt unless the victim is a political leader. They don't charge people with terrorism unless the target is political. They are admitting publicly that CEOs and corporations are the ones running this country.

If what Brianna Boston said is a legitimate threat that warrants charges and $100k bond, every man who tweeted "your body, my choice" needs to be in prison.

Remember ladies, when the cops tell you there's nothing they can do until he actually hurts you, that only applies to women, not corporations.

I don’t know what Daniel Radcliffe is doing these days and this clip doesn’t help but here’s my thoughts on the matter:

But when I was a manager in a fast food restaurant I've had customers throw food at me, demand for my personal phone number with an added threat of "Well I'll just have to FIND it", customers charging past the front counter to physically intimidate me and my coworkers, screaming and swearing, demands to know what time I get out of work, demands to know when my manager would be at work as a threat, people sitting in their car waiting for me to finish closing because they were angry at me, causing me to stay in the office watching the camera waiting for them to drive away...

But none of those incidents are arrest-able offenses, not one, any time I called the cops on any customer I would just hear excuses like " "there isn't anything illegal about calling a restaurant", that nothing physical happened and therefore there's nothing they could do, to call back and let them know if anything else happens

Idk, just think it's A TEENY TINY BIT ODD

Like I said we literally had someone make a national threat and everyone laughed it off at my work.

I've heard people get threatened with all kinds of shit and no one cared. It was just something you had to "leave at work at the end of the day" something you had to "move on" from.

UHC CEO: [assassinated in the street]

https://www.wfla.com/news/briana-boston-case-how-would-attorneys-defend-against-threat-accusation/

I asked him again if we could at least get them out and kill them quickly, after all he was the one who taught me to put a suffering animal (or bug) out of its misery. He finally conceded and scooped the bees out of the bucket. He put them in an empty Chobani yogurt container and put the plastic container outside.

Because he had disrupted the hive with the earlier honey collection, there were bees flying all over outside.

We put the 3 little bees in the container on a bench and left them to their fate. My dad called me out a little while later to show me what was happening. These three little bees were surrounded by all their sisters (all of the bees are females) and they were cleaning the sticky nearly dead bees, helping them to get all of the honey off of their bodies. We came back a short time later and there was only one little bee left in the container. She was still being tended to by her sisters.

When it was time for me to leave, we checked one last time and all three of the bees had been cleaned off enough to fly away and the container was empty.

Those three little bees lived because they were surrounded by family and friends who would not give up on them, family and friends who refused to let them drown in their own stickiness and resolved to help until the last little bee could be set free.

Bee Sisters. Bee Peers. Bee Teammates.

We could all learn a thing or two from these bees.