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buy her a damp cardboard box... and fuck her in it!!! #BROKEROMANTIC

The “Thunk” will always kill me.

14/10 doing his best

@unamccormack I believe you were wondering about this!

Incredible. Thank you, @solosvejs! I once made a list of all the terrible things that happen to Garak, and it's possible that this list is even worse.

Daniel Jackson, the original woobie. God how I loved him. Between him and Blair Sandburg on The Sentinel, the hurt/comfort addicts were eating WELL off late 90's TV scifi.

Lot of y'all want to be fed a lot of BBQ meat, and take a long nap.

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Ghoul, do you also want some BBQ and a long nap?

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white t girl i love you. and also do not forget that you are not the modern martyr for the oppressed voice. that's still black girls. it's always been black girls. stories of black martyrdom simply don't make it into the news cycle until the unrest caused by its reporting can be packaged as a "riot" segment between traffic reports. i know you suffer, but whatever you're experiencing, i beg you, when interacting with your community and building nuanced understandings of each other and the system which binds us, to not forget that a black tgirl has felt it 100 times worse before positioning yourself as an authority on all systems of oppression for having suffered unjustly at all. because you have suffered unjustly, but suffering unjustly as a white person means something so much different.

if i reblog nothing else for juneteenth i wanted to make sure i brought this one back

old lady came up to my register and she smelled so strongly of weed. Granny were you hotboxing your car before you went to the grocy store. if so i hope you have a lovely day

it's called a ball python because it is a python(🐍) that ball(🟠)

you're so beautifol :) may i sense you with my feelers

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

one time a guy friend told me he was quitting league of legends and literally two weeks later she was on estrogen. these events are intrinsically connected in my mind.

There is still time [to stop playing league of legends]