Certified Something or Other

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

Iranian Shahed-136 with a dedication to Tupac Shakur. The Shahed-136 was instrumental in the Iranian victory over the US-Israeli military coalition, proving incredibly difficult for advanced, well-resourced Western defense systems to intercept or disrupt, despite hundreds of billions of dollars in research and production and the combined arms industries of both countries.

GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'." A robotic arm lowers from the ceiling holding a hand mirror up to Chell's face

in the mission control room hearing my veteran pilot snarl "I won't go down to some nobody!" into the comms and putting my head in my hands because now that he said that he's absolutely going to die to this oddly skilled random upstart in a standard issue infantry mech

Ok so apparently the girls went out for tinis and bruschetta without me