Transition Goal: Eldritch Horror

tbh potato is easily in the top 10 reasons to live

Thank u indigenous Peruvians & Bolivians 💖🇵🇪🇧🇴

I know the most dangerous dumpling-based spells and incantations. I can teach you how to enact wonton destruction

I didn't ask how big the room is, I said "I cast Firebao".

oooooh i got plany of disk space

that feeling when you're going through a security checkpoint and you remember that you forgot to leave the potentially limitless capacity for harm inside you at home 😂😂

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

what I've learned from having other people edit my work is that I have a sick addiction to commas

there have been four editing passes on my spider sex book, and each time they take away so many commas. no fresh commas are being added, this is just a continued culling. if you see a comma in the final book please understand that it survived so much

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia

as a child i assumed that martha’s vineyard was a fancy private vineyard owned by martha stewart and the reason rich people vacationed there was because they were friends with martha

Actually I've decided this is a poem

Does your cat think they took your balls away

Minecraft wheat field so big my entire computer froze when I tried to open axiom and when minecraft proceeded to crash my computer freaked out so bad it started opening randomly recently used apps and stopped rendering several key graphics on my hotbar 🤪✌️