Gotdamn

“With Love, Edmund Kelly Chicane”

[Id:  Drawing of Ned Chicane, laying on the ground, bleeding out.  He is a white man, with brown greyish hair and beard. He has grey-blue eyes that are filled with stars and some scars on his face.  He is wearing a mustard yellow sweater and a brown jacket. Some tears are rolling down his face as he smiles. On the foreground there are two letter, one with Duck’s name and another with Aubrey’s. Behind Ned’s head, the stars are shining brightly, and they are just, so beautiful.]

And then… they’re gone…

this is the cutest one yet!!!!!! 

i look something like this

Fandom: The Adventure Zone Rating: Teen Word Count: 2272 Summary: Taako still struggles with the two versions of himself: the one with Lup and the one without. Some days the guilt of that is crushing him, but luckily he has the best twin in the world to help comfort him. Tags: Dissociation, Hurt/Comfort, Sibling Love, Grief/Mourning, Past Character Death, Memory Loss, Recovery, Post-Canon

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Excerpt: 

“It’s not your fault,” Lup said after a while, her hand absently stroking his hair. “We’ve been through some truly singular shit, and all we could do was our best.” She pulled him closer, letting him drink in their shared warmth to ground himself.

Taako let out a shaky breath. “I just feel so fucking guilty, Lulu. Some days I wake up and I’m the Taako who forgot it all and then halfway through the day, boom – suddenly my brain is like hey dipshit you saved the world and also have the most amazing sister who you totally forgot again until just now!” He let her continue petting his hair while her other hand reached for his; he quickly entwined their fingers. “It just sucks.”

AND FUCK DRYER SHEETS LITERALLY NOBODY EVER HAS ENOUGH OF A PROBLEM WITH STATIC TO WARRANT PAYING OUT THE ASS FOR THAT SHIT

DO YOU WANT CLEAN CLOTHES? YOU DON’T EVEN NEED TO BUY FUCKING DETERGENT JUST MAKE YOUR OWN* IT’S SO GODDAMN EASY AND 80X CHEAPER

FUCK THE ENTIRE LAUNDRY INDUSTRY *Fuck The Entire Laundry Industry Recipe

1 cup Washing Soda (not Baking Soda. Different things.)

1 cup Borax (not Boric Acid. Also a different thing.)

Step one: acquire $5 bag of baking soda from Costco.

Step two: lay that motherfucking baking soda out on a baking tray.

Step three: bake the baking soda on a tray in an oven at 400° for 1 hour (to make the moisture evaporate, leaving washing soda)