whats the deal with airline food

If you're ever feeling sad at night just remember: your cat is probably somewhere in your room attempting to do bizzare half life physics puzzles with fragile objects

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

"you just want attention." yeah, i do. so are you gonna give it to me or not?

did u know that sesame street did columbo parodies where he is a sheep and his name is colambo

Droprates for slaying me are abysmal, 0-3 peices of lint & only a 0.3% drop for my pocket razorblade. Not even worth a dollar. Fuck my stupid chud Factory Grunt LVL2 life.

Heavy is the hand that cranks the hog

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

why is it always puppies tho? theres so many baby animals in this world. be a baby pangolin in your kink roleplay