lambthing

my horny ass couldn't work at the twin peaks sheriff department

Some basic sex things are: key (mastery & possibility), doorway (threshold), symbol (abstraction), lockpicking (data & rape), stuffed animal (taboo), car/plane crash (lust & excess), and parkour (embodiment).

its headmate and it saw you from across the room and were wondering if you'd be interested…

i WANT. and this is my downfall.

Okay so my mortal sin and character flaw is I want to tuch you

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

did u know that sesame street did columbo parodies where he is a sheep and his name is colambo

*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now

girl with ptsd voice: hey, so something really bad is gonna happen, right? you guys are picking up on that too, yeah? The other shoe is about to drop, I just know it.