love’s such an old-fashioned word

my best friend linen my brother in arms cotton my partner wool my beautiful sister silk

our sick deranged enemy polyester....

the demon lord, prince of lies, "Vegan Leather"...

How's the dental?

you can have all the teeth you can carry

The gather to meet the youngling

Have y'all ever seen that video of elephants in a sanctuary absolutely booking it across the enclosure to meet the New Baby, because

I love how they're clearly walking in formation until one of them sees the baby dragon and then they immediately all run over.

"accessory not supported on this device" yes it is you stupid slut. thats headphones. you've known each other for years

hey, don't cry, 244 years since captain james cook was killed by native hawaiians ok? 🫀🍽

hey, don't cry, 245 years since captain james cook was killed by native hawaiians ok? 🫀🍽

hey, don't cry, 246 years since captain james cook was killed by native hawaiians ok? 🫀🍽

Are Pinky and the Brain still trying to take over the world? Because at this point, I'm willing to hear the Brain's platform.

At this point, I'm willing to hear Pinky's platform.

in my last life i was a silverfish and in my next life i will be that same silverfish due to a clerical error but after that i bet its gonna be smooth sailing