Hmm

i think if you stay keep shopping at the store past closing time all the employees still on the clock should be allowed to practice evil customer service on you

hi, you've overstayed your welcome at our establishment! how can we make you regret it?

New favorite outfit girls wear: cargo pants and a sports bra, legit cutest shit ever and I wish there were more opportunities for me to see girls wearing it.

I know I just reblogged this but it got even better!

i knew the state of society’s view of children was bad but i didn’t realize just how dire the situation was was until the lockdown began. this last month or so has really opened my eyes to how much people dislike children, even their own children, simply because they exist and they need them because you know… they’re small humans without the capacity to care for themselves.  it seems harmless but memes talking about how parents need alcohol to deal with their kids or can’t wait for their kids to go back to school so someone else can deal with them does harm in that it dehumanizes children and puts blame on the children for existing when it’s not the child’s fault they were brought into the world. it also brings about another uncomfortable fact: if you don’t like the way your children behave, barring them having a behavioral disorder or disability, you’re probably to blame and need to reevaluate how you’re raising them. children are more than innocent bystanders… they are helpless and absolutely reliant on the adults around them to not only provide for them, but to show them love which in turn sets the precedent for how they will love in the future. this attitude implying they asked to be here and that it’s okay to joke about how annoying they are has got to stop. 

it’s fun to stay at the Y

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*smacks the side of my boom box to get the cd to stop skipping*

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YOUNG MAN

you ever in a mood where you can just feel the gay surging through your veins

Surely, more letters will fit in the same space.

My parents continuously tell me that my generation’s humour makes no sense and I still refuse to ever explain it to them

Mind y’all business

*adds a 😳 to the end of a slightly panicked sentence*

the reactor core is above nominal temperature 😳

i don’t know how to ask for help i disappear and come back when i’m good

Lmao

i love this, video

I am fucking dying

i’ve never heard such a good attenborough impression i’m rolling