Let Me Love You Like A Woman

it's really funny how the entire world basically just blew the fuck up six short years ago and nobody wants to admit that that may have had some lasting consequences lmao

Maybe because everyone knew that the lockdowns were gonna have long lasting consequences, and that was one of the biggest arguments against them, but everyone in charge just said, "nuh uh", and those people are mostly still in charge and want to pretend their decisions were good

Hey Tumblr, guess what!?

a dead horse hates to see me coming

unfortunately i do think i am in fact doomed forever but at least there’s movies and music and idk probably some other things too

being able to digest lactose is so sexy of me definitely one of my defining characteristics

I must have missed the part in the first amendment to the constitution where it says that the federal government is obligated to give money to NPR

Welcome to my mansion. Let me give you the grand tour. Here’s the parlor…the dining room…and here, of course, is the glass-walled room full of extremely fashionable and beautiful women—the cuntservatory

they have a twin tavern stage but they're not hosting the 9/11 memorial there? cowards.

You're all so fucking stupid oh my god

Fellas is it eugenics for wanting your children to be able to live a healthy childhood?

Does anyone have the "this may sound harsh" meme?