Greetings, earthlings! You can call me King Saturno. I have been a fanfic writer since 2011. My first fandom was Creepypasta and my first OTP was Eyeless Jack/Jeff the Killer. I'm also multifandom and multishipper (but also picky af). Most of my ships are fixed, but do respect others with a different one. My native language is spanish.
Saludos, humanos! Pueden llamarme King Saturno. He sido un ecritor de fanfic desde el 2011. Mi primer fandom fue el de Creepypasta y mi primer OTP fue Eyeless Jack/Jeff the Killer. Soy multifandom y multishipper (aunque quiquilloso alv). La mayoría de mis ships son fijos, pero respeto a otros con otrás dinamicas. El inglés es mi segunda lengua.
Genderfluid | he/they/she in that order.
Demisexual/romantic
Capricorn sun ☆ virgo moon ☆ cancer ascendant
Fudanshi & Yumejin
Fandoms & Other Interests
Fandoms i'm currently in: [bold = active] jojo's bizarre adventure, jujutsu kaisen, sk8 the infinity, hi-fi rush, detective conan, omniscient reader's viewpoint, devil may cry franchise, invincible, 20th century boys, berserk, fist of the north star, lookism, monster, one piece, pandora hearts, etc.
Tropes/themes i like: [bold = favorites] selfcest, time travel, dead dove; do not eat, hanahaki disease, soulmates AU, hurt/comfort, hurt/no comfort, psychological, horror, supernatural AU, twincest, age gap, monster/human, religious imagery, dark academia, fantasy, amnesia, arranged marriage, fake dating, enemies to lovers, body sharing, power dynamics, cannibalism, self-discovery journey, codependency, stockholm/lima syndrome, serial killer x detective, yandere, sci-fi, etc.
Masterlists & Other Links
Masterlists:
🌑 titan [fanfics]
🌒 enceladus [drabbles/snippets]
🌓 hyperion [socmed au's]
🌔 pandora [edits]
Navigation tags:
🌕 prometheus [ship/blorbo thoughts]
🌖 janus [shitpost/memes]
🌗 epimetheus [bts/afterthoughts]
Social media & other:
Twitter
Bluesky
Strawpage
AO3
Wattpad
I abide by old fandom rules:
Don't like, don't read
Your kink is not my kink and that's okay
Ship and let ship
If that makes you uncomfortable, I encourage you to block me. Follow your own damn DNI and curate your own online experience. Don't expect strangers to do it for you.
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being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.
Sometimes, fanfiction is carefully plotted out stories, with plot points and call backs and themes that all tie it up in a meaningful and exciting way.
And sometimes fanfiction is, ‘Watch me do a fucking KICK FLIP off this cool sentence!! Also here's some sex'
I loved renting physical copies of my favorite movies when blockbuster was still a thing. but I think there’s a difference between renting a specific something where you’re expected to only pay them once unless you want to rent it again, and subscribing to shit that unless you manually cancel your membership will just keep feeding off your money indefinitely
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the worst writing crime you can ever commit in my opinion is watering down the dirty talk because you’re self-conscious that it sounds like it’s from a bad porno…..i cannot stress this enough……leave it alone. the moment you tell yourself he would not fucking say that you’re doomed. people will say almost anything if their dick is hard enough
This is an awesome use of what is probably a master's degree if not a doctorate and I am 100% thrilled that she shared it even though it was embarrassing and she squeaked.
this is Hannah Fry, Professor of the Public Understanding of Mathematics at the University of Cambridge and president of the Institute of Mathematics and its Applications.
And I think Professors Hannah Fry, the first Professor of the Public Understanding of Mathematics at Cambridge University would love being referred to as "adorable scientist"
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A year or so ago I went to wood carving club with a bruised eye from my dog slamming his nose into my eyesocket and like every old lady there pulled me aside at some point to ask if my partner hit me here are some of the solutions they had in case he did.
-Replacing his vitimens with poision
- getting her brother to invite him out onto his boat and then killing him and dumping him in the ocean and saying he got drunk and fell off.
- get tboned with him in the passenger seat and then once he was in the hospital theres all kinds of easy ways to kill him like not washing my hands after a poop and then touching his wound casually.
-replacing his drink of choice with moonshine!?
- take him on a hike thats locally notorious for a rapid otter attacking hikers and once he had rabies I could just kill him any ol way and say self defense.
-One lady just cheerfully informed me she had a gun and only a few years left anyway
Jonathan Joss was an Indigenous, gay man who was murdered on the first day of Pride month as well as Indigenous History Month. He died protecting his trans husband. Homophobia and racism aren’t marks of the past, and this is a heart breaking reminder of that.
Praying for a safe journey back to the spirit world, Uncle ❤️🩹🦅
Today is the anniversary of the death of Jonathan Joss (King of the Hill, Parks and Rec). Jonathan Joss was an Indigenous, gay man who died protecting his transgender husband, on the first day of Pride month. Today we remember him and how he protected his family.
ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs
attackdog puppyplay where I rip your enemies to bloody pieces and then lay my head in your lap to hear ‘attaboy’ and feel fingers in my sweaty, bloody hair
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