King Saturno

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

ngl I hate subscriptions. when people pay for something, they should be able to actually own it permanently. otherwise it’s just scam

I loved renting physical copies of my favorite movies when blockbuster was still a thing. but I think there’s a difference between renting a specific something where you’re expected to only pay them once unless you want to rent it again, and subscribing to shit that unless you manually cancel your membership will just keep feeding off your money indefinitely

First they came for my neighbor and I was like damn that’s crazy. Then they came for me and I was like ah shit shit shit fuck

the worst writing crime you can ever commit in my opinion is watering down the dirty talk because you’re self-conscious that it sounds like it’s from a bad porno…..i cannot stress this enough……leave it alone. the moment you tell yourself he would not fucking say that you’re doomed. people will say almost anything if their dick is hard enough

This is an awesome use of what is probably a master's degree if not a doctorate and I am 100% thrilled that she shared it even though it was embarrassing and she squeaked.

Thank you, adorable scientist, for making people's lives better.

As an Australian, THIS WOMAN IS A FUCKING GODSEND.

this is Hannah Fry, Professor of the Public Understanding of Mathematics at the University of Cambridge and president of the Institute of Mathematics and its Applications.

And I think Professors Hannah Fry, the first Professor of the Public Understanding of Mathematics at Cambridge University would love being referred to as "adorable scientist"

My toxic trait is that no matter what I need three hours to myself at the end of the day to do absolutely nothing.

whoever said diamonds are a girl's best friend clearly has never met ibuprofen

Actually literally accurate. The song originates in the 1949 musical Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, while ibuprofen was invented in 1961.

Today is the anniversary of the death of Jonathan Joss (King of the Hill, Parks and Rec). Jonathan Joss was an Indigenous, gay man who died protecting his transgender husband, on the first day of Pride month. Today we remember him and how he protected his family.

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

I feel like a lot of people get "All Art is Political" confused with "All Art is made with Political Intentions" which is not the same.

attackdog puppyplay where I rip your enemies to bloody pieces and then lay my head in your lap to hear ‘attaboy’ and feel fingers in my sweaty, bloody hair

she wears short shorts i wear pant pants

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