revolutionise your socks

they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws

early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

Hate how lighting a candle does wonders to my mood. Like wowwww. Grug like fire? Grug not sad anymore because Fire in Cave? Wow. Real predictable of Grug.

always thought it was strange that ppl go to amsterdam to do drugs specifically. do you know what i absolutely dont wanna hear while tripping? Dutch

at the start of every month everyone reblogs some insane poetry that’s like “august has arrived and again I swallow my bones in the burning sun” and every time I’m like damn that makes no sense. but kind of true.

omg guys happy bone swallowing august

Truly thrilled to finally find this post on my dash.

texting my coworker “hey! how are you feeling” and reading it 40 times to make sure i didn’t accidentally type how are you sex cum penis ass cum porn 1080p hot cock

i actually can’t relate but LMAO this is hilarious

thanks for laughing anyway