revolutionise your socks

Digital painting by Cassie Allis

today i rang up a customer at work for $13.36 and i said with such genuine cheer "uh-oh! two years before the plague hit England, if anyone cares!" and i watched the customer's eyes as they were clearly taken aback and then tried to pretend to be interested at all. they made such a valiant effort. they were like I don't wanna damper this guy's plague enthusiasm. They said, very awkwardly, "haha, uh-oh!"

can every writer and director in hollywood just get in a big big room and pinky promise to not release a movie about wwii for like 5 years. every summer we have to hear about a movie called Platoon about the untold story of one platoon who had to carry one mechanical part across occupied france and without it the allies would have lost the war. it stars every white actor in the UK

one person's "ugghh this trope is so overdone" is another person's "oooooohohohohohohohoho"

hey girl are you my slerp schedule because i am fucking you up

not what i meant to say

little gray alien seasoned roasting dead on a spit with an apple in his mouth #SOLARPUNK