Somebody's not feeling very yeehaw.

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

rural america, rural china, and rural russia all have the exact same energy and acknowledging this is how we will achieve world peace

@uncle-beanbag

Rednecks are worldwide

a few years ago when I lived in rural-ish China farmers would just roll into town in THE most mad max inspired tractors I had ever seen. I snapped a pic and sent it to my redneck dad and I don’t think I’ve ever seen a man so jealous

Why is the meat so thick???? why is no one talking about that??? Thick meat 😳😳😳

Dude it’s an entire animal. They’re thick.

let’s all wear panties and a tank top all day!!!! yay!!!!!

and we’re not wearing deodorant either. okay?

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

#like I want to be more sympathetic and to be clear it's a tragedy when anyone dies especially like this#but people will still act like Americans having AC is some insane decadence and environmental war crime#you guys do not have to live like this. we have window units.#you don't need to retrofit an entire medieval building with central ac if you don't want to. guys.

damn your pussy fat and long and hard and outside

I habe some bad news

BOTH TOWERS?