idk what I'm doing here

so many social media personalities are terrible people in real life who sell a false image of approachability and kindness online where I fear I am the opposite, I’m a rancid opinionated, abrasive bitch online and an aloof but piteously polite character irl. I’m a recluse who avoids any sort of social interaction, I bend over backwards to try to keep from inconveniencing my family, doctors and neighbors in any way. I post my unfiltered thoughts here but I am an extremely restrained and anxious person otherwise. it is less of a deliberate deception and more of a form of release. I’m glad some of the things I say online can be helpful to someone sometimes, even if my delivery can be crass and polarizing. I’m milder in person

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

I’m going to the grocery store does anyone want to sublet my apartment for 45 minutes

How much

Only 3400

hot damn 🏃‍♂️ cmon guys lets go 🏃‍♂️🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🧞‍♀️

ok I’m back you and your boyfriend and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your djinn can go

Always funny to me when indie devs who already sell games for dirt cheap participate in steam sales with like 90 percent off. Like. "Yeah this game is three dollars but you can have it for one right now." Like your game costs as much as a pack of m&ms and youre selling it for the cost of a pack of m&ms in the 1950s now? Okay

women are like diamonds: synthetically-produced women are not meaningfully different from naturally-formed women, and anyone trying to tell you otherwise is probably trying to justify keeping their women mines open

the horrific way language evolves in a group chat

I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.

Two men on a mission, united in purpose.

Remember when Xbox was going to basically ban used games for the xbox one, and Playstation made fun of them with that video titled "how to share games on Playstation" and it was just one guy handing another a game disk? And now Playstation is getting rid of physical disks entirely

i am looking at you, patient advocacy and information groups for chronic illnesses

"What do your elvish eyes see?" is Aragorn saying, as politely as possible, "Because the REST OF US are at a significant disadvantage, Prince Dipshit."