May

@alpha-team-deploy

The concept of relative color can be infuriating.

the first post ever on tumblr

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

I FOUND IT ✊

I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL

Who first posted this?

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO END WITH A MEME OR SOME SHIT NO IT’S THE REAL ONE OH MY GOD

Wishing I’ll do well on my finals ✨

Welcome to the graveyard. Everyone who touches this post deactivates

If I deactivate after reblogging this post, I want everyone to know that I died with honor

I was scared it was gonna be the honestuck

the first hug after quarantine is gonna hit differently

ppl in big cities be like "south side" "east end" "upper west side" "north beach" "southwest corner" "left area" "diagonal land"

basing a foreign speaker’s intelligence on how fluent they are in a foreign language is so ignorant

As my dad always says, “Anyone who speaks with an accent knows one more language than you.”

Same.

If you text your girl a paragraph about how much she means to you, she will read that shit 1000 times.

I just wanna be kissed senseless. Push me down n sit on my hips, press your lips against mine and make me forget everything that’s been on my mind. Lay with me, pull me on top of you and let’s have sleepy makeouts. After a frustrating day pull me somewhere we won’t get caught and push me against the wall and let’s kiss out the frustration. Let’s just kiss til we forget and then let’s kiss some more.

It’s so sad it has to get to that point.

He didn’t even flinch 🙄

I almost scrolled past this but my mom was a janitor too. PSA.

PSA Just because someone is paid to sweep the floors doesn’t mean you’re allowed to leave your shit all over the place. Clean up after yourself and teach your kids to do the same.