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@koopa-king-85
Heya, chumps! It's me, Bowser!
And I'm a King, so show some respect if you wanna ask me somethin'.
Anyone who doesn't will get their house blown up by me and my kids.
I got this app called Tumblr cuz Mario and his brother Greenie are on here, and I wanna show em how much cooler of a blog that I could have than them!
Anybody who is friends with Mario is my enemy, and I will add your URLs into my list of people to blow up and/or burn to death.
See ya later, nerds!
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Silly guy
I took Mario and Luigi to the aquarium yesterday
No aquarium for Bowser? Shame.
BROTHERLY LOVE
He's so fun to draw I hate him
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Everytime i see people criticize mario sunshine, it makes me giggle because i have this head canon that Mario was LIVID after that vacation, like he did not enjoy it anymore than the player did lmfaoo..
Canon.
This image appeared in my head and I couldn't stop laughing ur welcome
SYBAU
word on the street is that these guys love being mean
My kids...
This is FIREEE 🔥
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I don't really know what all to post, so I'll just share some fun facts about me, my family, and my kingdom!
We have ACTUALLY FREE healthcare. You come in, we help you.
We do NOT use coins. We give you something, you give us something. i.e someone makes you a loaf of bread, you make them something of equal value.
I keep gold coins because they're shiny and look nice, so that's why I have them.
I have a small, island garden, where I keep endangered plants.
My kids in order of youngest to oldest goes:
Lemmy
Junior
Wendy
Iggy
Morton
Roy
Ludwig
Larry.
I play the piano, but not very well, due to my big claws.
The reason I have so many castles is so that all of my minions have places to live. They build it, and in exchange, they get to live in it!
If you insult my kids, I WILL disembowel you in front of hundreds of my subjects, and they WILL cheer.
If you insult Kamek, I WILL put you in the dungeon FOREVER. There are rats. They will eat you alive.
If you insult my people, I WILL burn down your house.
If you insult me, I'll annoy you a lot.
I will reveal another character to be transgender before the month is over. Be ready.
Smash 4 Mario is officially Transgender!
I never said it would be a Guilty Gear character.
Good for him.
Hey green stache, I got a question! My kids mentioned something called "Bowuigi"
What's a Bowuigi?
@koopa-king-85
You don’t want to’a know. Ever.
That bad, huh?
Bowser and Luigi sitting in a tree,
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
WHAT???
THAT'S WHAT IT IS????
oh those little...
I GOTTA GO TALK TO MY KIDS. I'LL BE BACK.
also who the heck're you?
The iconic mother of the evil genius Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik, of course.
Eggman? Wait, are you talkin' about that big nerd I met at the Olympics?
You're that guys mom?
Geez, you did NOT do a good job raisin' 'im.
He's real annoyin'.
I would say the same about your mom, but Kamek is a wonderful person whom I slept with last night.
I... Never actually met my parents. Kamek's the closest thing I got-
Wait
EW. TMI! HE'S LIKE MY DAD, KINDA!
Hey, you! Have you seen Mario?
@koopa-king-85
uh which one?
What's that supposed to mean?
Mario! The guy with the dumb red hat and shirt and big dumb nose and stache!
oh goddesses he hasn’t seen past the fourth wa-
Ohh yeah uh. I think he went really far away for a bit. On vacation.
Yep. That’s what happened
AND WHO ARE YOU???
I wouldn’t worry about it
"Mario bounty hunter"...
If you killed Mario, I swear to Miyamoto I will slowly burn you alive, forcefeeding you 1-up mushrooms so you never die, only feeling the agony of being burnt alive, and then healing, and then being burnt alive again. I will make the rest of your eternal life a living nightmare full of nothing but pure, excruciating pain.
blanket right out of the dryer fuck yeah
Agreed.
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Hey, you! Have you seen Mario?
@koopa-king-85
uh which one?
What's that supposed to mean?
Mario! The guy with the dumb red hat and shirt and big dumb nose and stache!
oh goddesses he hasn’t seen past the fourth wa-
Ohh yeah uh. I think he went really far away for a bit. On vacation.
Yep. That’s what happened
AND WHO ARE YOU???
Hey green stache, I got a question! My kids mentioned something called "Bowuigi"
What's a Bowuigi?
@koopa-king-85
You don’t want to’a know. Ever.
That bad, huh?
Bowser and Luigi sitting in a tree,
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
WHAT???
THAT'S WHAT IT IS????
oh those little...
I GOTTA GO TALK TO MY KIDS. I'LL BE BACK.
also who the heck're you?
The iconic mother of the evil genius Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik, of course.
Eggman? Wait, are you talkin' about that big nerd I met at the Olympics?
You're that guys mom?
Geez, you did NOT do a good job raisin' 'im.
He's real annoyin'.
