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Leaving the house is really cool because everything is very expensive and everyone’s very unpleasant to be around.

Why is everyone acting surprised about Ringo Starr still having the elfstones like his All-Starr Band didn’t literally release a song called “You Can’t Have Me Stones (Me Mystic Elven Stones)”. What else did we think that song was about

There's so much shit in these books that's either foreshadowing or just otherwise really obvious on a reread that's fully just out in the open but you don't even think "hey that might be relevant" on your first read through bc in gideon your narrator has negative interest in the actual plot and would rather be practicing with her sword and looking at hot women, in harrow you have no clue what the fuck is going on bc harrow is both hallucinating and actually haunted and also gave herself a diy lobotomy and also also everything is being filtered through that and also gideon's half-absorbed soul, and in nona the narrator mostly is not interested in the plot again but this time because she's six months old and actively dying and she would rather be playing with dogs and also you're too busy focusing on the slice of life that somehow manages to make you cry over a t-shirt offering cheap mustache rides

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are