I never figured out what to put here

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

"Fill up," he says.

my dad is very intensely involved a battle with his city’s public administration over a playground they have tried to forcibly remove like five times in the past 20 years and DID remove once in like 2005 but then had to rebuild because my dad was such a pain in their asses and came through with undeniable receipts of the zoning plan from the 60s/the historic/cultural value of the urban planning…. like there’s a woman in the city office who is his arch nemesis. he is literally the daredevil of urban planning

everyone in the tags needs to stop saying they want to fuck my dad.

something stupid this way sucks

I am currently watching She-Ra and the Princesses of Power, and one thing I absolutely love about this show is Catra's ability to maintain constant employment. Of all the characters in this show, Catra is the MOST employed person there, and I love that about her.

I like when delivery people ask you to sign their tiny shitty screen with your finger like alright sure we can do some free drawing I guess. Some random strokes that evoke the essence of a signature. Looking me dead in the eyes while I play fruit ninja on this blank screen. Why not.