Stuff and Things

firm believe that not everything happens for a reason, sometimes things are just cruel. and they shouldn’t have happened and it’s not supposed to be a lesson because we never deserved such thing.

hm some people in my inbox got really mad at this specifically. nothing you can say will convince me that some of the pain and suffering we go through is our “fate” no, it isn’t

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

just stressed myself out until i died

i will literally pet my cat with my foot for like, 15 minutes, and she'll be having a great time, purring up a storm, and then she'll look over and see its my foot and fucking yell at me. like straight on chew me out. and i know its not the sensation that bothers her because she'll be happy as a clam until she looks over, it purely the knowledge that the thing petting her was My Foot. she considers it disrespectful.

This is pretty hilarious (especially the hand to god part, shes funny) until think about how often he has done this to other people. Cops lie all the time, imagine all the times where its not so blatantly obvious hes lying. If she had her right hand, it would have been her word against his and judges always take cop testimony as true. ACAB always. Fuck 12.

[Video description: Video of a person using a spray bottle on their kitchen countertop, only for the camera to pan over to find another person holding a cockatoo in the same position as the cockatoo imitates the sound of the spray bottle. Both people struggle to hold back laughter in the video. end description]

finishing something you worked really hard for feels like nothing

being a dork and making your girlfriend laugh is worth a sillyion dollars

We need to conquer space travel for the only reason that zero-g would allow for new never before seen pastries, you know how the top of the muffin is the best part? Well that is because it is exposed to air so it changes the chemistry, in normal earth gravity it is impossible to make a muffin that is all top part because it needs to be placed somewhere which would restrict air flow, however in zero g it would be possible to make a bubble out of muffin dough which gets optimal airflow and becomes an all-top part muffin... This is the dream...