the beautiful eigen siblings: vector and value

California is phasing in a program to give free diapers to new parents over the first few weeks of their baby’s life so on the off chance anyone has a new family member coming in soon and lives in California you might wanna see if your hospital is one of the first ones on the program. I think there’s 25 participating right now and they’re looking to expand it to almost every birthing center in the state in the next few years.

people keep trying to crack my egg which I find incredibly funny. never change I love you all

god I am so fucking Round. does anyone else see this. sublime

I don't know which of you needs to hear this but "narc" is not short for "narcissist" when someone calls you a "narc" for snitching they are calling you a "narcotics officer"

technically narc isnt even short for narcotics officer its just cant for Cop, I believe Roma in origin

I read years ago in a book that it was derived from nakk, Romani for nose, as in someone who always has their nose in other people's business

ITS DERIVED FROM "NARCO" AS IN "NARCOTICS" WHAT FUCKING BOOK

Etymology is always doing some shit like this

Convergent evolution.

Linguistic crab

Two entire linguistic traditions have merged to remind you not to be a fuckin narc

I’m not saying my focus is really bad today, but I just opened up an online store in order to get X, then went “hey while I’m here I should get Y and Z”, added Y and Z to my cart, and now I can’t remember what X was 

Hey you should buy a battery, maybe

did you seriously queue this for three years later?

i hope this email gives you acute radiation sickness. attached is a png of a cartoon toxic waste bin spilling for extra effect

reblog to give the person you rb'd from a nice warm cup of motivation to get through the day

does anyone have the foggiest

read this as faggiest and i was like why yes yes i do

finding somebody who will laugh at your shitty jokes is joy-inducing but finding a motherfucker who can yes-and all the esoteric bullshit you put out is pure cocaine. this must be the shit all those racuous but good-natured scoundrels down at the tavern are on

im on a seaweed diet. i see weed and i eat it

People who cannot find beauty in every biome on earth are incredibly bizarre to me. "yeah this place is really beautiful but this place isnt :/". what the fuck are you talking about. start admiring that rock and that tree and that bug and that scrubby little plant and that weird animal and that extreme weather right now. im not telling you to go live there but please you gotta start enjoying all kinds of nature im begging you.