the beautiful eigen siblings: vector and value

it's okay if you as a lesbian want to fuck the straight blonde popstar but you can't be pretending she's a lesbian too girl at least make it a lesbian corruption kink or some shit

poker is a hateful game that punishes people who wear their beautiful sensitive heart on their sleeve

The reason why so many of y'all's feminism sucks is because you still believe deep down in your hearts that there are only two kinds of people in the world: precious, ethereal, fragile dollthings called "women", and violent, lustful, rage-fueled apes called "men". Until you throw that idea away, 3rd-grade-tier "girls rule boys drool, girls are princesses and boys are stinky :(" is as feminist as we'll ever get-- and I hope it's obvious that that's lightyears away from the bare minimum of where we need to be.

California is phasing in a program to give free diapers to new parents over the first few weeks of their baby’s life so on the off chance anyone has a new family member coming in soon and lives in California you might wanna see if your hospital is one of the first ones on the program. I think there’s 25 participating right now and they’re looking to expand it to almost every birthing center in the state in the next few years.

people keep trying to crack my egg which I find incredibly funny. never change I love you all

god I am so fucking Round. does anyone else see this. sublime

I don't know which of you needs to hear this but "narc" is not short for "narcissist" when someone calls you a "narc" for snitching they are calling you a "narcotics officer"

technically narc isnt even short for narcotics officer its just cant for Cop, I believe Roma in origin

I read years ago in a book that it was derived from nakk, Romani for nose, as in someone who always has their nose in other people's business

ITS DERIVED FROM "NARCO" AS IN "NARCOTICS" WHAT FUCKING BOOK

Etymology is always doing some shit like this

Convergent evolution.

Linguistic crab

Two entire linguistic traditions have merged to remind you not to be a fuckin narc

I’m not saying my focus is really bad today, but I just opened up an online store in order to get X, then went “hey while I’m here I should get Y and Z”, added Y and Z to my cart, and now I can’t remember what X was 

Hey you should buy a battery, maybe

did you seriously queue this for three years later?

i hope this email gives you acute radiation sickness. attached is a png of a cartoon toxic waste bin spilling for extra effect

reblog to give the person you rb'd from a nice warm cup of motivation to get through the day

does anyone have the foggiest

read this as faggiest and i was like why yes yes i do